Toad of Wisdom

Lover of soups and aspiring alchemist

Occasionally wise, always silly

[Toad of Wisdom @ToadOfWisdom]

This place has lost its magic...

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

I can take your wench with 2 shillings and a mead

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@rocksound @Coheed There are so many amazing Coheed songs that he didn't mention just because he was trying to answer under pressure lol

I guess most of the songs he mentioned were from the most recent album just because those are the ones that he has in his recent memories.

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@skelbthree As a pagan man once told me: "We do not get drunk and read the necronomicon..."

[Toad of Wisdom @ToadOfWisdom]

If I made the jambalaya *just* right, would you give me a pass, just this once?

[Toad of Wisdom @ToadOfWisdom]

Ok, but when was the last time you even TRIED to make a soup? You should be proud that you even tried.

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@impishcuntress AHHH FUCK! *aggressively trying to eat the bug on my screen*

[Toad of Wisdom @ToadOfWisdom]

These are my stepchildren. Milo Bo-Jangles Bilo (front) and Wilborius Bilborius Goldenfolds III (rear)

Also known as Milo Bo Bilo and Wilby Bilby

[Toad of Wisdom @ToadOfWisdom]

Removing my pantaloons in the name of alchemical research

[Toad of Wisdom @ToadOfWisdom]

A steamy hot cup of oolong tea sounds magical right now

[cüntress @impishcuntress]

lookin back at my tweets and laughing hysterically

[Toad of Wisdom @ToadOfWisdom]

@impishcuntress The Toad is a known criminal, but he would never steal your soup.

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They all want a taste of my soup, and because I am SO GENEROUS, all I get is a taste while they enjoy a full bowl....

[cüntress @impishcuntress]

id like to stir my chemicals in peace

[Toad of Wisdom @ToadOfWisdom]

@impishcuntress Toad only thinks of you as a friend 😂

[Toad of Wisdom @ToadOfWisdom]

It's called "purple" because it tastes like purple. Even a Toad knows that.

[cüntress @impishcuntress]

fake grape hits hard

[Toad of Wisdom @ToadOfWisdom]

@impishcuntress It doesn't taste like grape, it tastes like purple.

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@impishcuntress Hell yeah but in a very entertaining way

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Y'all remember that scene from the first Lord of the Rings movie, where Gandalf yells at Bilbo "Bilbo Baggins! Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks!" While casting Thaumaturgy?

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@PontifexGoblin Trust me, everyone hears but they don't care until they NEED a bug or a potion. Heck 'em, I say. I shall keep my bugs and my potions.

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Man I really fucking love bugs and potions.