Kenny D Eichenberg

Comedian and Writer, Horror & Wrestling Fan. Co-Creator of Toasted Comedy with @Chris_Boland, #ToastedFit

[Timeless(in mourning) Tone Schiavonehausen @Chris_Boland]

We are sat for I Love Boosters
@ToastedKennyD

[ansi don ☔️ @lilansidon]

Punk: “Your dad is dead”

Roman: “You’re old”

Jade Cargill: “I’m that bitch”

Liv Morgan: “Your mom is a hoe”

Lesnar and Oba:

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How many human monies what I have to offer up to see @DanhausenAD be interviewed by @JohnGoblikon #RightNow?

[Fightful Wrestling @Fightful]

Danhausen did the Kit Wilson dance

😂

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I am Barry Corbin

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@qwikad_com It's been like that at least since this morning for me.

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

GIFs only 🍿

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

GIFs only 🍿

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Me when Grand theft Auto VI finally comes out #GTA6 #GTAVI

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@jonmachota I thought this was Chit for a moment.

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I find the bald chants funny since 75% of the match was bald people including the ref #WeBaldPeople #Bald @AEW

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@AEW #WeBaldPeople

[Wrestling Pics & Clips @WrestleClips]

HOLY SH*T DOMINIK MYSTERIO WITH A BEAUTIFUL TRIBUTE TO HIS REAL DAD EDDIE GUERRERO 🥹❤️

#WWERaw

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@big_business_ At The event half inebriated, I was like wtf was that

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@Rainmaker1973

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@TheRISEofROD @SteaknShake

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@iAnonPatriot

[Mr. Iguana @MrIguana]

My last console was a slim PS2 before I debuted in lucha libre (09’)

Future is now old lizard!
Time to play! (*Pinhead Voice*)

[Mr. Iguana @MrIguana]

While WWE 2K25 is downloading, I've invested 2 hours in a game about a stray cat in a dystopian future.

So this is was I’ve been missing 🐈

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

Now that you're 23, @brocksteiner... let's break it down with some real Steiner Math.

The average 23-year-old?

He's got a 25% chance of bein' in shape.
Add 33 1/3% if he hits the gym regularly, eats clean, and doesn’t skip leg day.
That’s 58 1/3% chance he might look like he belongs.

But that ain't you.
You're a Steiner.
That gives you a 100% chance of freak genetics from the jump.

Let’s factor in the Steiner bloodline bonus:
+25% suplex power
+33 1/3% natural intensity
+50% chance of makin’ grown men nervous just by walkin’ in the room

Now you’re sittin’ at 208 2/3% total dominance.

And the rest of these 23-year-olds?

Subtract the respect you have for their work ethic (that’s zero),
And their chances of outworking, outlifting, or outlasting you drop to absolute ZERO.

You ain’t just 23.

You’re 141 2/3% ahead of the game.

Freak power in the DNA.
Steiner legacy in your veins.
And the math? It don’t lie.

Happy Birthday, Brock.
Now go wreck what’s next.