Christina Schultz

Writing. And reading writing.

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@CUSPWashington
A loud welcome to all attending #CUSP2013! #EvCC

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Welcome to Wenatchee ( @CUSPWasington ),SAO team of 2013/14. #CUSP2013

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@CUSPWashington Heading out from Leavenworth. We're getting closer... #CUSP2013

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@CUSPWashington
EvCC rollin' in comfort on the way to #CUSP2013

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@CUSPWashington
EvCC is on the way!
#CUSP2013

[Christina Schultz @Toastee]

"I have mouth herpes. Yeah, it's definitely mouth herpes." #GeniusSays

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"Hey, we all have problems--body parts chang... when they meet the ocean." #GeniusSays

[New Directions @NewDirections]

We publish Sartre, so I'm co-opting his famous line: Hell is other people. On the subway. At rush hour. During a heat wave.

[The Paris Review @parisreview]

“What amateurs call a style is usually the unavoidable awkwardnesses in first trying to make something.” —Hemingway http://t.co/Kz3gDUCRGv

[Christina Schultz @Toastee]

Wish I was at SDCC so I could get @ThinkGeek's con exclusives! Boohoo! http://t.co/VoItJH51kk #ThinkGeekSDCC

[The Oregonian @Oregonian]

New strawberry species discovered in Cascades, hidden in a plant bank in Corvallis http://t.co/qzTqRXfwI7

[Christina Schultz @Toastee]

"You're a beautiful person, but I prefer looking at the wall."
Some days I wonder why I consider my co-workers friends...

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"It's like living in the devil's butt crack."
- my reaction to today's heat

[Google Poetics @GooglePoetics]

I am getting fat
I am getting old
I am getting married
I am getting used to it

#GooglePoems

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@lilyhate wait... just kidding. You put in a link

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@lilyhate Mmm! Cake recipe please!

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Mom: Let's go to the mall and buy you expensive clothes
Me: *it could be a trick just act cas...* OKAY!!

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@lilyhate cheery

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@lilyhate Maaah-ha-ha I forgot all about these

[Christina Schultz @Toastee]

@lilyhate No. No you don't.