Laura K. Smith

Event Marketing at @ToastTab 😎 SLU Alum ⚜️ Enthusiastic Foodie 🌶️ Globetrotter 🌎 Winosaur 🍷

[Laura K. Smith @ToasterLaura]

Whoever decided the serving size for peanut butter needs to hand me a spoon & take a seat

[Laura K. Smith @ToasterLaura]

That lil dopamine boost when I accurately identify a phishing scam test in my work inbox 🙌

[Laura K. Smith @ToasterLaura]

It's the last day of #unlock2022! Make sure to stop by and review @akeneopim with G2 - for every review, $10 will be donated to @GirlsWhoCode to help close the gender gap in technology.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I accidentally asked the waiter if he’s into crypto as a joke and he’s been talking to our table about crypto and NFTs for 10 minutes and now everyone’s mad at me

[A Flower in a Vase in the Past @sadwhitegrrl]

Me trying to send messages to my workplace when Slack is down

[Laura K. Smith @ToasterLaura]

Kickoff next week = longest Monday to-do list in a looong time lfg

[Laura K. Smith @ToasterLaura]

Will never forget how I watched an old coworker change his LinkedIn photo by clicking "use camera" and just went for it. Just like that.

[Don’t Hurt Yourself ❤️‍🔥 @airaaa_____]

Please get vaccinated… if not for yourself for those around you. My parents refused to get vaccinated, caught covid, passed it to my daughter. They’re fine, but now she’s in the ICU preparing to be intubated. Please, PLEASE. I cannot stress this enough.

[Laura K. Smith @ToasterLaura]

Sending me an email asking what I think of your "customer care" before actually responding to my question/contact form... 👎👎👎

[Emily Heller @MrEmilyHeller]

i used to think that commissioning a hologram of your wife's dead father who you never met and having him call you a genius from beyond the grave was proof of a perfect marriage but i guess i'll have to rethink https://t.co/UyOoVfIGMa

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

live your life in such a way that the Puritans would pass a law forbidding you from entering New England

[Laura K. Smith @ToasterLaura]

@rebeccasreynoso Santa Baby 🔪

[G2 @G2dotcom]

Attending #AutodeskUniversity this week? Leave a review for @adskFusion360 and you'll unlock an $10 donation to @NewStoryCharity AND earn yourself a $25 Amazon Gift card!

Leave a review: https://t.co/jOJJ7h5GLQ

[Laura K. Smith @ToasterLaura]

🗣 Hayooo #Compference20! Head over to the @G2dotcom booth (right behind the social wall) to write a review for @payscale! I'll send you a $25 Amazon gift card if you do 🤑

[Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune]

The United Center will serve as a voting super site on Election Day, giving all Chicago voters another polling place option https://t.co/fAtnc4OL7W

[Mike Moroski @mike_moroski]

I see folks wearing coats. I did my own research & found that only 1,500 people die from hypothermia in the US/year. That's only 0.0005% of the population!

It gets better, a lot of those who died from hypothermia were wearing coats and still died! Coats don't work!

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Vote out Donald Trump.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I would love to live in a country where everyone’s basic needs were met, freeing us to structure our lives around the pursuit of knowledge and beauty rather than money, where college wasn’t a gateway to employment but a chance to pursue your delights and passions.