Common Coffee Addict

You're one of those coffee people, aren't you? #tobeacustomer

[Common Coffee Addict @ToBeACustomer]

I don't remember my @Starbucks password. Fuck. #tobeacustomer

[Common Coffee Addict @ToBeACustomer]

You don't serve wine until 2? Fuck off. #tobeacustomer

[Common Coffee Addict @ToBeACustomer]

@Starbucks serves wine now? Where the fuck have I been? No other way to put it. #tobeacustomer

[Common Coffee Addict @ToBeACustomer]

Doesn't matter what side of the counter you're one. http://t.co/UmL2CsQiqT #tobeacustomer

[Common Coffee Addict @ToBeACustomer]

"How do you know he's gay?"

"He works at Starbucks..."
#tobeacustomer

[Common Coffee Addict @ToBeACustomer]

The most dangerous place for your screaming child is at a Starbucks before anyone's had their coffee... #tobeacustomer

[Common Coffee Addict @ToBeACustomer]

You don't brew decaf after noon? What the fuck do even you brew it for? #tobeacustomer

[Common Coffee Addict @ToBeACustomer]

Can I have my bottle of wine in the trenta cup please? #tobeacustomer

[Common Coffee Addict @ToBeACustomer]

You ask too many questions when I say "tall drip." #tobeacustomer

[Common Coffee Addict @ToBeACustomer]

Calm down Tully's, I'm only here because the line at Starbucks was too long. #tobeacustomer

[Common Coffee Addict @ToBeACustomer]

Your name is spelled "Pete"? That's very misleading. #tobeacustomer

[Common Coffee Addict @ToBeACustomer]

I don't care what country, religion or ethnicity it is, I just want coffee with cream and sugar in it. #tobeacustomer

[Common Coffee Addict @ToBeACustomer]

I hope the barista gives this lady decaf. #tobeacustomer

[Common Coffee Addict @ToBeACustomer]

The menu here doesn't change often enough for you to take this much time ordering! #tobeacustomer