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Makes Blood Splattered Socks (it's a webcomic).

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@OpenAI what the fuck are you people doing? Months without any response from you over multiple incredibly serious issues. Do you think this is acceptable?

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"Wetlands Reservoir Number 2". Way to name things, Wyoming.

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@curiouslorax @damnyouwillis That's quite a feat considering how large the archive is growing!

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Also, it's annoying the sheer number of times they don't just shoot Ba'al, even though shooting Ba'al is always the best outcome.

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I really like all the spaceship stuff in later-seasons Stargate. Pity about all that Arthur stuff.

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I bet wizard insurance doesn't pay out if your son 'Remus Lupin' gets bitten by a werewolf. What were you expecting to happen, vampire bite?

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@asmallorange The ticket ID is FWA-965-69866. I opened it over 12 hours ago. You still haven't responded to it in any meaningful fashion.

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Also avoid any other company Endurance International Group owns. A handy list is provided on wikipedia.

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Then they won't respond to your ticket for 10 hours. Then they'll suggest you join live chat. Then live chat will refuse to help you at all.

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I rise from the dead to bring a dire warning: under no circumstances ever give any money to @asmallorange. They will break your website.

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Vangelis is my spirit composer. That's a thing, right?

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Ip Man vs Mike Tyson. I can't tell if this is the best idea ever or the worst idea ever. https://t.co/RcmXI5rdTr

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How are panda ants not called pantas?

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You know something is going to taste good when the packaging tells you the company believes in a balanced diet and exercise.

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If macs could just not exist, that would be great.

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Ernest and Celestine is at least 150% cuter than it strictly needed to be.

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Chipped my glasses. There's an annoying, tiny speck of light everywhere I look. I shall call it Navi.

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12 new Black Mirror episodes. Maybe we can get some that don't involve a middle aged man failing to get/keep a woman.

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If life gives you lemons, give me some. I'm always running out of lemons.

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I always think the word propagate is spelled wrong.