Sanjuro's Topknot

Film, funk and fucks given|| Funky Samurai|| Friendly neighborhood editor for team @yugiboom|| hol up...

[Sanjuro's Topknot @TobiTobiTaro]

I wish twitch went back to being ALL about videogames again instead of being a giant political and social dumpster fire, home to the worste online cockroaches and vultures, all while @djclancy999 goons to OF girl's streams and TOS is in the corner collecting dust.

[Sanjuro's Topknot @TobiTobiTaro]

@MTGSecretLair Yeah, maybe learn to handle this better and you wouldn't have any disappointed customers. Real shit

[Sanjuro's Topknot @TobiTobiTaro]

Y'know, if only @MTGSecretLair would make their hot ticket items made to order, maybe I would't have a hard time waiting in cue for a whole fucking hour only for shit the be sold out by the time I'm up. Not to mention them doing it on mondays, when fuckers are at work. Do better.

[Sanjuro's Topknot @TobiTobiTaro]

@WinfreyDoprah @Nintendo Ppl literally defending reskinned minecrat instead of actually playing minecraft, what a time to be alive 🤦‍♂️

[Sanjuro's Topknot @TobiTobiTaro]

Dear @Nintendo
All you did was reskin animal crossing. You're literally doing the thing you're sueing every other company for, except its your own other game. Please take the L, #PALWORLD won. See you in legends ZA, hopefully y'all dont fuck THAT up.

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Play as a Ditto transformed into a human and shape an empty land into a beautiful home for Pokémon in Pokémon Pokopia, releasing on #NintendoSwitch2 in 2026. #NintendoDirect

[Sanjuro's Topknot @TobiTobiTaro]

@DeMaxZero what happened? Still the first round and I didnt hear any bell? C'mon wassup?

[Sanjuro's Topknot @TobiTobiTaro]

@Markx491 @Nintendo again, you're literally taking my side. Literally taking action. You're petty as fuck if you think money is an issue.

I'm done arguing with a wall, bruh

[Sanjuro's Topknot @TobiTobiTaro]

@Markx491 @Nintendo Also, you defeated your own arguemnt from the get go. You talking to a waiter isn't hapilly coping like i mentioned, its being disatisfied and actually voicing out said disatisfaction, WHICH IS WHAT I AM DOING WITH HOW I FEEL WITH NINTENDO.

Now hop off, my lap is getting numb

[Sanjuro's Topknot @TobiTobiTaro]

@Markx491 @Nintendo Bro, holy fuck I didnt say "nintendo you lose", i said "nintendo, please take the L", requesting them to lose, cut all petty lawsuit bs, and actually focus on making games. MAYBE I WANT ZA TO BE GOOD, IDK, but if u wanna support nintendo in thier lawsuit practices thats all u

[Sanjuro's Topknot @TobiTobiTaro]

@Markx491 @Nintendo WHAT DOES BUYING IT HAVE TO DO WITH IT? I NEVER DENIED BEING A NINTENDO CONSUMER.

U aint about to tell me you go to a restaurant and hapilly cope with food you end up not liking, are you? You realize you can consume a product and critique it however you like if your unsatisfied?

[Sanjuro's Topknot @TobiTobiTaro]

Is this what people in fandoms do nowadays? Assume yo ass is a part of a fandom at a breath's notice because you pull an example out your ass?

[Kirbyfan45 says Voice SRC's DLC @kirbyalt45]

Palworld fans really are desparate

[Sanjuro's Topknot @TobiTobiTaro]

@Markx491 @Nintendo Bruh, i have not bought a nintendo game in so long, and even if i did does it mean i have sit and take it when i'm dissatisfied by it? If y'all wan't your same vs same shit thats fine, don't mean i gotta like the taste of regurgitation as well 🤷‍♂️

[Sanjuro's Topknot @TobiTobiTaro]

@DeMaxZero @Nintendo Awww, mad cuz nintendo's titty milk going sour?

[Sanjuro's Topknot @TobiTobiTaro]

And dont you FUCKING DARE REMOVE THEM AGAIN.

[KFC @kfc]

HERE, DAMN.

[John with a Blog @MercuryFalcon]

Imagine this was the incident at your school

[🌸Lumi🐦‍⬛ @DumbLumiThing]

Trump: Elon,,, oughh,,, its so warm and tight in your belly,.

Elon rubbing his trump shaped belly: braaappp!! i love you.,,, trumpy wumpy~

[Desu シ @desuk_halo]

Most peak dialogue and action I’ve ever seen

“I’m Master Chief, bitch”

[ZayOsiris Gaming  @ZayOsirisGaming]

@PopBase Everything I learn about Jojo Siwa has been against my will

[Don Hughes @getfiscal]

@consequence I hope his wife takes him back "with arms wide open"