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[tobias @tobyKbergelt]

'It was written I should be loyal to the nightmare of my choice' Joseph Conrad

[tobias @tobyKbergelt]

Im so glad i never have to set foot in that school ever again #praisethelord #fuckwci

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Body Positivity FTW: Trojan Has Released A New Line Of Extra-Small Condoms For Men Whose Penises Are Shorter Than 15 Inches https://t.co/75okI7JyT1

[The Onion @TheOnion]

American Dental Association Recommends Teeth https://t.co/uUsJ8mQ3cD

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back https://t.co/WiDROGye7Q

[tobias @tobyKbergelt]

America's culture is so fucked that no gun laws will prevent mass shootings. Mark my words shits gonna happen again this year.

[The Peel @ClickHolePeel]

“Christmas Eve, 1993” By Elliot Pevner

[tobias @tobyKbergelt]

Who the fuck leaves a dead cat on their balcony?? Like honestly fuck u u piece of shit.
R.I.P. little guy 💔

[tobias @tobyKbergelt]

Is pez a thing anymore?

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Rihanna is ugly.

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I swear if dicks were muscles every single guy would go to the gym

[tobias @tobyKbergelt]

Only idiots have high expectations

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Call me a rationalist cuz I move from thot to thot - Ulysses 2017

[tobias @tobyKbergelt]

When u show up to the sesh and there's FUCKING BAGPIPES!!!

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It's terrible how people have to live in fear of others, I'm so disappointed in humans

[tobias @tobyKbergelt]

I don't beat my meat. I flog my hog

[tobias @tobyKbergelt]

Man fuck waterloo, this place sucks a big one.

[tobias @tobyKbergelt]

It's finally over. 13 god damn years later. What a joyous occasion :)