Big_Chungus

No swearing on my profile please ! 😡

[Big_Chungus @TobyMorris12]

People that use forks are pretending that spoons aren’t easier to use

[Big_Chungus @TobyMorris12]

Making eye contact with a random through the mirrors while getting a haircut at the hairdressers is fkn sick

[Rasputia @charkiemichelle]

When you’re $1.50 away from affording a 10 pack of ciders

[Big_Chungus @TobyMorris12]

@smathews_811 @bernfitzpatrick Holy fuck

[Big_Chungus @TobyMorris12]

Slight inconvenience occurred at work and my “boss” (in quotation marks because @MorganHindle is my real boss #queen) says “fuck that blows chunks”, I almost spat my tea out!

[Big_Chungus @TobyMorris12]

@MorganHindle I’m sitting on the toilet on my phone if you need anything

[Big_Chungus @TobyMorris12]

@breadzy Ahahah what the fuck so ugly?

[Big_Chungus @TobyMorris12]

@MorganHindle Tears

[Big_Chungus @TobyMorris12]

@harris_jye You can use my gag if you like @jyeharris; when with a mate and yelling “someone’s stolen your car!” when you see the same model/ colour of car they own driving past driving past

[Big_Chungus @TobyMorris12]

Went grocery shopping today and bought some tomatoes, was so hungry on the drive home that I decided to eat one like an apple... first bite and tomato juice flies everywhere! Had to shove the whole thing in my mouth just to contain the oozing liquid from dripping down my arm!

[Big_Chungus @TobyMorris12]

@JamCulloton That’s because I made you eat the poo after I beat it out of you

[Big_Chungus @TobyMorris12]

Literally beat the shit out of jam jam last night

[Big_Chungus @TobyMorris12]

If you don’t get your subway toasted you can go boot yourself in the head

[Big_Chungus @TobyMorris12]

A chick just messaged me on tinder saying ‘hey cunt’, strong opener, fk yeah

[Big_Chungus @TobyMorris12]

Sitting in a car with 4 girls and someone farted and it definitely wasn’t me, fk yeah

[Big_Chungus @TobyMorris12]

@ollieomeehan Me?

[Big_Chungus @TobyMorris12]

@ollieomeehan Fewwwwww !

[Big_Chungus @TobyMorris12]

@ollieomeehan Why?

[Big_Chungus @TobyMorris12]

@gurdles Omg

[Big_Chungus @TobyMorris12]

@DrewWatson16 U up?