Toby Sexty

Graphic Designer, Wolverhampton Wanderers fan & Sunday League ‘Manager’.

[Toby Sexty @TobySexty]

Thanks @TicketmasterUK - waited behind 60,000 people in a queue. Get to the front and repeatedly can't purchase the 'available' tickets - just this error. Then finally get put to the back of the queue.

I would rather stand in the rain for 18 hours than this utter sh*te.

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@FootballCliches need an ID on these please

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Surprised by your reaction to @Joey7Barton's spewing @Sjopinion10. You mention a debate on meritocracy and that you 'offer a business perspective to football'.
Does it not occur to you that being inclusive is good for Sky Sports' bottom line? Pundits are not a public service.

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@LozzaFox We must continue to fight for our right to base a women’s worth on whether we would sh*g them.

Without the right to spout whatever we like on National TV and never be held to account we are not truly free.

Keep fighting the good fight Laurence. History will thank you.

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@LFC_PIN @BenWBAJones @LarryMadowo @leewba @DicesareEmilio Reckon I’d just pip her at the end

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@433 https://t.co/8DPpNFvUff

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@carolvorders The lengths Matt Hancock goes to to try and get everyone to like him begs the question - wouldn’t it be easier to just be a semi-decent human being?

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@ScottCurtiss It sounds like you just don’t like people with blue ticks very much mate

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@ScottCurtiss What will paid users get in return for their subscription though? And what does this mean for a regular users’ experience on the platform? The next step will likely be everyone having to pay or miss out on key features.

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@ufcfooty https://t.co/tyDWm2NLFA

Absolute sledgehammer filmed on a potato

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@joshpritchard9 Great banter will never die

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@LiamKeen_Star What we don’t need to improve right now is “communication” - ie hollow PR talk. What we do need is decisive action and competent decision making. You can’t play a quarter of the season in the best league in the world with an unqualified academy manager in charge.

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@SoccerAM @Wolves @DicesareEmilio @joshpritchard9 might as well

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@DicesareEmilio @BenWBAJones @sufc_women @MaddyCusack @LFC_PIN Thanks for bringing to my attention - a couple of great strikes

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@ProD_Soccer Very Pro Evo

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@piersmorgan squirming that he wasn’t aware of phone hacking in archive footage on the @BBCiPlayer Gascoigne documentary - then declining to take part 🤔

If ever there was an argument for someone to be cancelled…

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@andie1105 @MmmmTrams I hope the “friends” you have on Facebook and Instagram that have lead you to feel this way are spared this kind of spiteful judgement.

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@prizz my head when anyone discusses the greatest football songs of all time

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To reflect - this doesn’t make Judd Trump sound like a very good person

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Left the telly on and overheard this incredible anecdote today: Matt Selt describing what a “humble person” his good friend Judd Trump is…

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But it’s all fine because he’ll just come back and pay for the damage - oh cheers mate yer no problem at all about the huge inconvenience of having all of our cars smashed up on the drive.