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1 week a year, I'm the Woj of the TOC. The other 51 weeks I’m here for the LPGA & Symetra tours. Also a big fan of Bo Bice and his brother Eric!

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Sources are saying LIV golf has signed 2023 TOC Champion Will Brackin @WillBrackin to join the @Cleeks_GC and send Richard Bland packing

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Key words for today’s TOC: #firm and #fast. I spoke with Nashville National’s director of golf ops, Old Hank Morris, who told me the course is playing with blazing speed. Speaking of, anyone got a good addy source?

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Out of prison just in time for the TOC! I have the best fucking lawyer

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Fellas, if it’s a crime to love a woman so much that you track her every move and break into her house while she sleeps to make sure she’s safe, then lock me up for 3 years. Coincidentally, that’s exactly what happened to me. #guilty

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

Get in loser, we’re going to Chili’s. #MeanGirls

[Styles, Benet @BenetStylington]

@fmann45 @goebel_ben I’m thinking this should be the official spiked #seltzer of the @TOC_Tracker

[Golf Digest @GolfDigest]

Bridgestone's new e6 Soft Lady Edition is probably not what you think it is: https://t.co/NZGxtjbRLy

[EricBice @e_bice]

Moisture is right where we would like, soil temperatures not so much. Lots of hand watering this week. This week will separate the men from the boys!

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We are under way! The quest for the jacket and free burger bar voucher is unlike any other.

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took us a bit to get moving this morning. half of the brain seems to still be missing. glad we don’t have to swing a golf club today.

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I can feel the nerves out there for all our competitors. Maybe it’s the the 4 Loko I’ve saved in my fridge for 5 years but I know I won’t sleep tonight.

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@WillBrackin we’ve got an early favourite, fellas! fun fact - only one lefty has ever won the TOC. that might not be true but who cares. WB is a righty and stats tell us he’s more likely to win than a beta lefty.

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when you’re relying on your #TOC bets for the mortgage payment.

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

When @FoodNetwork is running #TripleD episodes all Friday night 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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It is with a heavy heart that I announce I will not be covering tonight's #ChampionsDinner. Due to some personal choices I've made, and our corrupt judicial system, I am not allowed within 2 miles of any school or church. #Ineedalawyer

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Shit. Wrong app.

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Nancy, I’m sorry. I honestly didn’t know that was your mom at the hotel bar. What was she doing in Tupelo anyways?? Please let me come back to the house.

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Just spoke with Nashville National Golf Links Director of Course Set up & Burger Bar Chef, Bob True. He told me there will be a premium on Butter Cuts off the tee and approach shots should aim to hit it just a touch chunky to avoid trouble behind the green. #insiderscoop

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Rumours have it that our name sake, Ted Ownby, was imbibing at a Nashville pub last week. My sources did not have the courage to go talk to him, but we'll let that slide

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I'm hearing that last night's TOC kickoff at the @CornerPubGH was a hit with former TOC champions and competitors. Sources indicated that #hotchickenchunks are affecting a former champion this morning