Punch_Today_In_the_Throat

I'm just here for the energy mayhem and dog treats.

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Harvesting just one kidney from 20% of America’s politicians would give a new kidney to EVERY SINGLE PERSON currently on the transplant waiting list.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Be like I-80, never stop working on yourself no matter how inconvenient it is for everyone else ❤️

[PoIiMath @politicalmath]

It blows my mind how MLB leadership is basically run by a pack of 42-year-old women from Connecticut

They cancelled the Atlanta all-star game because the Dems bitched about Georgia's pending voter laws. This fucked hundreds of black-owned businesses because the MLB thinks (as most middle-aged Yankee women do) that all business in the South is run by racist white men

These idiots hate the sport they are running. They hate the fans, they hate the players. The MLB is run by a pile of idiots.

[Punch_Today_In_the_Throat @TodayPunch]

@iowahawkblog The only people in TX who give a sht about TTU are the aggies, b/c TTU interloped on their farm-kid persona.

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

we live in age of great moral panics about things that don’t matter and zero moral outrage over some of the most egregious societal sins we’ve ever seen

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

Meet Edward. After being found as a stray with severe arthritis and spinal deterioration, he was given just six months to live. His family set out to make those months the best of his life.

Then they discovered his obsession with the ice cream truck.

Despite struggling to walk, Edward somehow finds an extra gear whenever he hears the ice cream jingle. What was supposed to be six months has now turned into 27 months and counting.

Every week, he still shows up for his favorite frozen treat, proving that sometimes the strongest motivation in life comes in a waffle cone.

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

I'm not sure Texas Tech is really getting this. Had they just been that scrappy underdog school on the plains with a wacky oil billionaire alumnus who showered them with millions to out-recruit the "blue bloods," I and everybody else would be high-fiving them with glee.

But this Sorsby thing is straight up taking a ginormous shit in the punchbowl. Nobody resents you winning, or paying your team well, it's that you are making excuses for someone who committed the ultimate sin in sports. And no, other teams aren't threatening to boycott you because they're "afraid of you," it's that by taking your giant shit in the punchbowl, you effectively voted yourself off the island.

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

If the NCAA can't suspend Brendan Sorsby for gambling, can the NCAA suspend a player for targeting a defenseless player, say for instance Brendan Sorsby?

Asking non-Lubbock judges to weigh in here

[Punch_Today_In_the_Throat @TodayPunch]

@iowahawkblog Jesus. What did Ipswitch do wrong.

[Dovi Safier @safier]

“It was one of the most monumentally unselfish things one group of people did for another.”

-#DDay veteran Andy Rooney on the young 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 soldiers who stormed the beaches of Normandy 82 years ago.

Required watching for every young person today!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Clubber Lang doesn’t get a trilogy fight? Are we to believe this motherfucker just walked away from the sport after Rocky III? The man never received justice. At a minimum, he should’ve been ringside as the color analyst for Creed-Drago, Probably would’ve predicted the finish.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

One of my biggest pet peeves is people with a delayed reaction to a green light. Look, I may be 13th in the queue but I still got ambitions for this light, motherfucker.

[Milton Friedman Quotes @MiltonFriedmanW]

Milton Friedman: “Keep your eye on one thing and one thing only: how much government is spending, because that’s the true tax.”

“If you’re not paying for it in the form of explicit taxes, you’re paying for it indirectly in the form of inflation or borrowing.”

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Happy 96th Birthday to Clint Eastwood!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I miss real intentional walks. The crowd booing, the .01% chance something weird would happen, the batter giving off “Yeah, I knew you didn’t want any this” vibes. If you want to walk a guy you should at least have to look like pussies for 30 seconds. It was good.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Two cultured men of refined taste who appreciated an ice cold Coors.

[Punch_Today_In_the_Throat @TodayPunch]

@FischerKing64 That dude is an effeminate Beto.

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

Gonna try to explain this to tech CEOs again: Young Americans are pissed. They feel betrayed. Half have embraced the far right & want to cut off your access to cheap foreign labor. The other half have embraced the far left & want to cut off your head. One side will win. Choose.

[🇺🇸 Mike Davis 🇺🇸 @mrddmia]

Unfortunately, this is what weak white Republican men—particularly in the south and especially among attorneys—desperately seek/need:

(Perceived) Acceptance by Democrats.

“I’m the acceptable conservative. I play by the left’s rules. I’m principled. I’m enlightened.”

Pathetic.

[FischerKing @FischerKing64]

It’s fine and well to say ‘we want the best/brightest’ to come to the US.

But this should never come at the expense of Americans. And it’s obscene to bring in ‘talent’ while we don’t even try to find our own smart people by eliminating advanced programs in public schools.