Todd Dettl

C.R.E.A.M.

[Todd Dettl @Todd_notScott]

@ctothep20 You must love the start of Phillies vs Pirates

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@RoyDT Time to churn!

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@BarstoolChief Shane FRAUDron

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@DJ_MILK_MAN Seriously. I’m might have to dig out the ps2 and fire it up.

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Backyard Sports is #back!!! You’re move NFL Street!

[Todd Dettl @Todd_notScott]

@CalvinDT @AFLFantasy Roses are red 🌹
Violets are blue 🪻
Whole team is injured 🤕🩼
My Butter Mouse died too
🧈 🐁 ☠️

Roses are red 🌹
Violets are blue 🪻
You all are Legends 💪
Yes, Calvin, even you 🏴‍☠️

[Todd Dettl @Todd_notScott]

Kane County Cougars >>>>> White Sox

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@nickturani @kbnoswag When will we get the 14 ft Tiger Shark’s side of the story?

[carl @CarlsBeef]

Justin Tucker is 3x more likely to miss a field goal inside 35 yards than Mike Trout is to swing and miss 3x in the same at bat. Read that til it makes sense. Holy fuck.

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

If you aren't impressed, you should be. Mike Trout has had 3 swinging strikes in only 24 of his 6,174 career MLB plate appearances!

[Todd Dettl @Todd_notScott]

We’ll that’s Moore than I expected. #BearDown #Back

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I am willing to bet that I’m the only person with 50 Cent and CCR as their 1 & 2 most listened artists on #SpotifyWrapped

[Todd Dettl @Todd_notScott]

🇺🇸 Gave proof through the night that our Twitter was still there!🇺🇸

[Todd Dettl @Todd_notScott]

Hope is a dangerous thing #WhiteSox

[Tayoncé Defense Attorney @lesbeyonsay]

the 100 corporations that are responsible for 71% of climate change when they see yall blame taylor swift and kylie jenner for the climate crisis https://t.co/oTntkBZu83

[Todd Dettl @Todd_notScott]

Being a White Sox and Ferrari fan provides so much disappointment. Highly NOT recommended.

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And this White Sox season is Ovah!!!

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@JHowland1014 100% and anyone is better than TLR at this point.

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TLR intentionally walked a batter that had a 1-2 count...next batter hits a 3 run Dong...baseball has such sweet justice