Todd Behrendt

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@BrainAblaze Telemedicine is the greatest. Most of my quarterly visits can be conducted via the comfort of my own home. No waiting rooms required!

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@atrupar Thank you Mr. President for explaining a word most kindergarteners have a grasp on.

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@DodgersNation Dodgers need to get younger, shouldn’t move Mookie off short (they moved him out of the outfield to minimize wear and tear), should use Edmonds at second to keep him healthy. Get a corner outfielder instead.

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@Acyn See, I think America will be doomed if we become any of the states that take more money from the federal government than they give back in taxes.

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@DodgersNation Pass this message along to Caleb Joseph

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@DodgersNation Three-way tie between starting pitchers so far. Ohtani can join the mix in Game 4.

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@seriouslykidwtf @Padres_Burner69 @RangerApologist I think they’ve led MLB in attendance every year since 2012 or 2013. You don’t do that if you’re just casual fans

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@atrupar Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, Roosevelt and … Trump? One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn’t belong.

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@kudzuvine @Acyn One of his children. It varies as to which one (although it’s never Tiffany).

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@DodgersNation Before game or after?

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@ThatEricAlper “Nobody knows more about building sand castles than me.”

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@Acyn It’s entirely possible Trump has never laughed at himself in his entire life

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@Acyn Capitalism would be if we BOUGHT 10% of their company.

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@ATRightMovies

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@TrueFactsStated What about possibility that the cult lines up behind one of the Trump sons going forward?

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@Acyn “My dog ate the formal request.”

And as someone who knows multiple people who lost their homes in the Palisades fire, go to hell, Mike Johnson.

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Hey, @ESPNFC, why is there zero presence on your mobile home page about President Trump hijacking the award ceremony at the FIFA Club World Cup? Not saying it was the story of the game. Just saying it would be nice if you didn’t pretend it didn’t happen.

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@atrupar

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@atrupar If they were doing what was best for Americans, wouldn’t they have gotten behind it right away? Or were they aware it was best for Americans, but couldn’t bring themselves to do it without being pressured by Trump. IT CAN’T BE BOTH!

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@sportsreiter So you’re addressing the several dozen Knicks fans who are both kind AND reasonable?