Todd Carlstrom

Actor, singer-songwriter, playwright, teaching artist, Dungeon Master for hire, father, husband, Democratic socialist, and I make a mean lasagna.

[Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass]

If Trump becomes president again, after all we know ,and you supported his campaign you will have participated in the end of American democracy.
You will not be rewarded by your leader beyond a rush you might seek for upending civility.
You aren't part of his plan.
He is the entirety of his plan and the future will belong to him.
Not you.
You won't get a thank you or a knowing nod.
He will allow you to buy trinkets with his image and name emblazoned.
Trump is a despicable example of human kind.
Devoid of compassion.
Devoid of any respect for knowledge and education.
Trump is the fully realized Id.
He will have no guardians , no guard rails and no shame.
He cannot tell the difference between what he is and what he wants.
There is none when you analyze the situation.
He flunks Descarte's building block syllogism automatically.
He can't think so no therefore.
Ego driven rage and revenge.
If you're inclined to assist him please rethink your reasons.
#Trump

[Todd Carlstrom @ToddCarlstrom]

@PinkFLloyd95 @BryanHoch IKF’s outfield innings added value. It depends on what we add as to whether we keep him though. Infield has good depth and Cabrera is a good 4th outfielder.

[Todd Carlstrom @ToddCarlstrom]

@DanStuder_ @BryanHoch Hard agree. Like Wandy a lot.

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@Yankees Keep polishing those turds, Cash.

[Todd Carlstrom @ToddCarlstrom]

@jimrosecircus1 A dog lying face down on a pile of snow.

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

Hey, @60Minutes -- I fixed it for you.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

The cost of insulin copays for seniors on Medicare is now $35 a month, thanks to President @JoeBiden.

[Todd Carlstrom @ToddCarlstrom]

@KeithOlbermann Truly awe-inspiring.

[Todd Carlstrom @ToddCarlstrom]

@S_dole_melipone @YoungbloodBilly @electricalWSOP But "pretentious" is often snarkily wielded as a stand-in for "not liking what I like". Fandom has become a persecution complex thanks to the bizarro world that is the internet.

[Todd Carlstrom @ToddCarlstrom]

@vastexpanse @electricalWSOP Ha! Love this. Of course, I did this on my record because I suck at drums.

[Todd Carlstrom @ToddCarlstrom]

@electricalWSOP Had me until this. Although I'll always be fascinated that he was in the Steve Miller Band.

[Todd Carlstrom @ToddCarlstrom]

@timmidyett @electricalWSOP @LauraJaneGrace If you don't care about Steely Dan, you don't care if they care if you like them. But then, I guess, Steely Dan probably doesn't care whether I care if they care that I like them, so there's that.

[Todd Carlstrom @ToddCarlstrom]

@electricalWSOP @LauraJaneGrace See, now I'm disappointed, because you so eloquently stated so many facets of my disdain for Steely Dan and their microfixated studio-wanking ilk. Don't walk it back now!

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@DavidGiglioCA Okay, so it wasn’t the turdpile of fact-averse candidates? That’s a larf.

[Todd Carlstrom @ToddCarlstrom]

@itsJeffTiedrich People who believe they’re equivalent don’t want to be helped. They want justification for their false moral high ground, however empty it may be in reality.

[Quentin James @QJames]

Stop what you’re doing and watch this complete takedown of @HerschelWalker by pastor @jamalhbryant. #WeDontNeedAWalker

[Todd Carlstrom @ToddCarlstrom]

@SethAbramson Seth—love your political stuff. BACK THE FUCK UP OFFA MY TOLKIEN

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

WOW. 👀

Three days after NARA informed trump that there were documents missing, trump got on a private plane to Bedminster with ALL THESE BOXES.🚨

RT to make sure @TheJusticeDept sees this.

[Todd Carlstrom @ToddCarlstrom]

The only good news we have about Trump holding classified documents illegally is that there’s no precedent for him actually reading government documents.

[Todd Carlstrom @ToddCarlstrom]

@RandPaul I incessantly marvel at your ability to spell correctly when your entire head is wedged so far up Trump’s ass