ONE TREE BOBBY HILL

I don’t know if I can handle anything. That’s what makes my life so exciting.

[ONE TREE BOBBY HILL @ToddFromBojack]

Why is my DoorDash driver sending me memes?

[Godmanda Nation @Parvmanda]

Leaked #BB28 Houseguest

Name: Amanda Kimmel-Cooper

Age: 41

Occupation: Realtor

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

We don't have time for this. There's already so much going on.

[Atlas 💛 @xheldsuspendedx]

homophobic memes are ineffective because they're indistinguishable from what two gay people would send to each other

[ONE TREE BOBBY HILL @ToddFromBojack]

Someone needs to explain the social rules/nuances of daycare parent interactions to my neurodivergent ass because my “omg our kids are pals. Let’s meet up for playdates sometime” is not being well received. God forbid a mom try to build community

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Never crossed my mind you could technically put anything in a cotton candy machine. Excellent use of free will

[benny | HvV First Watch @BenFromRaro]

One of them should’ve been on HvV instead of Randy idgaf

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

Pharrell has always kind of reminded me of Arthur’s homosexual rat teacher

[Jeremy London @SirJeremyLondon]

Those were his grandchildren

[benny | HvV First Watch @BenFromRaro]

James constantly ending Steph infection this episode was sending me 😭

[miss katie @katiopolis]

me and oomf were at the bar and spent like half an hour trying to figure out what this shape is supposed to be

[Standard Reference Margot @sickfootfour]

gay guy in my beach carpool just referred to chappel roan’s Hot to Go as “the she/they YMCA”

[SurvivorQuotesX @SurvivorQuotesX]

Rewatching the first episode of Heroes vs Villains.

#Survivor

[kelechi @kelechi_xo]

literally what was in the water in 2006
#survivor

[levi @hughhcney]

right wingers say the dumbest shit like “the office couldn’t air today bc of WOKE 😂” and meanwhile this is what your average leftist is watching

[anna @charliekclly]

DANNY DEVITO DEFEATS HOMOPHOBIA

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

NYC is not happy with Elmo😭

[suri @suricidal]

speaking of old nba tweets this is still the greatest