I am in possession of information that PROVES the Great Mud Flood! Unfortunately the city has TOWED my car to prevent me from speaking up! #DontTreadOnMe#Mudflood
Just contacted my state representatives (you should do the same) with the hope of replacing indoor restrooms with smoking / vaping rooms. NEVER have I needed to use the restroom outside of my HOUSE! Let’s put these spaces to good use!
My wife’s boyfriend (Greg) has been doubting my athleticism! He isn’t half the athlete I am. This is from a full 18 of Mini Golf BTW. #ReadItAndWeepGreg
Many of you are far too worried about climate change. Have you ever been to Buc-ee’s before? If “Fossil Fuels” were actually harming our country how would these gas stations grow so large? #CommonSENSE
@WildmanWV@CoachMusiel@Brink_Thinker Thanks Dane but I think I know what I’m talking about. I am a 6 time letter winner in high school sports and have so many championship rings I can’t open a door handle. I think I know what I’m talking about.