Todd Hasherman

Akron football fan | Relationship: It’s complicated | Hands off my fire arms!

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I am in possession of information that PROVES the Great Mud Flood! Unfortunately the city has TOWED my car to prevent me from speaking up! #DontTreadOnMe #Mudflood

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Just contacted my state representatives (you should do the same) with the hope of replacing indoor restrooms with smoking / vaping rooms. NEVER have I needed to use the restroom outside of my HOUSE! Let’s put these spaces to good use!

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My wife’s boyfriend (Greg) has been doubting my athleticism! He isn’t half the athlete I am. This is from a full 18 of Mini Golf BTW. #ReadItAndWeepGreg

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Many of you are far too worried about climate change. Have you ever been to Buc-ee’s before? If “Fossil Fuels” were actually harming our country how would these gas stations grow so large? #CommonSENSE

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@Lincoln_Police If these guys don’t settle down I’ll have to get personally involved.

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@WildmanWV @CoachMusiel @Brink_Thinker Thanks Dane but I think I know what I’m talking about. I am a 6 time letter winner in high school sports and have so many championship rings I can’t open a door handle. I think I know what I’m talking about.

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@LNS_Running_Guy @WildmanWV @CoachMusiel @Brink_Thinker This guy doesn’t have a company gas card and a fully loaded Ford Taurus (2011)

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@CoachMusiel @Brink_Thinker If only they knew that America was the oldest and greatest country in the world!

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@LNS_Running_Guy Gabe just gets lucky every time 🤷‍♂️

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@daboot02 12-0 🎈☠️

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@PaulOverhoff @CFBHome This guy sucks

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@3YearLetterman If it isn’t on your vintage globe it probably doesn’t exist.

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@JBrandtAgency @HuskGuys How do I dislike a tweet

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@PrepRunningNerd This can’t be because of hard off season work. Likely caused by an increase in beet juice consumption.

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@LNS_Running_Guy @JosephMHendric2 @RobertJRunner Sounds like a lock to me.

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@Big_Red_Oval @gabehinrichs9 It’s probably just luck 🤷‍♂️

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@phi_rush All you need!

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@RobertJRunner L take

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@yourvalentine69 @3YearLetterman @RoyalFamily @BorisJohnson Coach Tom Osborne.

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@3YearLetterman Why didn’t they teach us this in school!