Todd Ingram

You know how you only use 10% of your brain? That's because the other 90% is filled with curds and whey.

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Mission Accomplished! I’ve joined #TMNT at #ComicCon. The #FootClan stinks! #TVF http://t.co/BCCqoPGa

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Organic vegan polish, bitches. Miss me?

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@Bailey_Boucher If you're lucky.

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@Comeau_The_Guy Lay off my girl, Gossip Boy. #ToddAlwaysWins

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@Comeau_The_Guy Spoken like a true oxymoron.

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@_EnvyAdams Sore subject. You know I'm still mourning Firefly, babe.

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@_EnvyAdams Part of the artistic process, babe.

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Remember when you were told you could be anything? You were lied to. You can't be me. No matter how much you might want to.

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When visiting San Francisco, never fail to get a vegan sandwich from Ike's. If you can handle the power.

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Support college radio. Vegan Academy would be a carnivorous place without it. http://www.wepay.com/donate/90697

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@Rarefindit Send me the info. and I'll RT it. Tell the paps it was a philanthropic gesture.

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@_ScottPilgrim_ @sarah10121 Back on the path of pure veganity and better than ever, tools.

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@Rarefindit College radio is how good things get great and great things get heard by people who are really listening. Preserve it.

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Sorbet, bitches. I'm invincible.

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@_EnvyAdams And we've still got plenty of time left.

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Doctor Who. Pirates. Who knows what would've happened if @SlickPatel lived in Cardiff.

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@GlennTheGamer Excuses are for carnivores, buddy, but I'll let it slide. Free stuff makes me generous.

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Hope everybody's been rocking Free Comic Book Day. Supporting local shops makes you better than most people. (Still not as good as me.)

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@GetSadAndStuff Everyone explodes into coins now. Coinsplosions are cool.

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@_EnvyAdams That's my girl. Though I will own up to this: my basses are, in fact, very fancy.