Sarah Parisi

she/her Explores #Chicago area w/ kids. Author - Ultimate Kids' Adventure Guide to Chicago, Blogger *Slurpee addict * Superpower: parallel parking

[Sarah Parisi @ToddlingChicago]

Author Spotlight: Sarah Parisi of Woodstock https://t.co/adAYMYtf7T via @nwherald

[Sarah Parisi @ToddlingChicago]

I think it's pretty obvious that we're not IRL, but have been living in a simulation sponsored by @TheOnion.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Wow this is embarrassing!

Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction at a Pentagon speech and prayer session yesterday.

The prayer was an adaptation of the monologue delivered by Samuel L. Jackson’s character. In the movie, the character falsely attributes it to Ezekiel 25:17 before a killing, saying:

“The path of the downed aviator is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of camaraderie and duty, shepherd the lost through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to capture and destroy my brother. And you will know my call sign is Sandy 1 when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”

[Sarah Parisi @ToddlingChicago]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his crap all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/Bo5IqB594w

[Sarah Parisi @ToddlingChicago]

Kinda surprised Max didn't demand Perez pull over and give him his car. #f1 #p1

[Alex Humphrey @AlexHumphrey_33]

WHAT IS GOING ON????

#F1 #P1 #Formula1 #BrazilGP #SaoPauloGP

[Sarah Parisi @ToddlingChicago]

Still true

[Sarah Parisi @ToddlingChicago]

Womp womp #p1 #f1

[Sarah Parisi @ToddlingChicago]

Womp womp #p1 #f1

[Sarah Parisi @ToddlingChicago]

Norris calling for rain #p1

[Riot Fest @RiotFest]

It's finally happening. This is the announcement to announce that Riot Fest 2023 pre-sale tickets will be on sale tonight at 7PM CDT.

We would also like to announce that we will be announcing the Riot Fest 2023 lineup tomorrow (5/16) at 10AM CDT: https://t.co/BiwVs8edrD

[Alyssa Hadley Dunn @AlyssaDunn618]

One of my MSU students was from Sandy Hook. Her first grade teacher was killed. This the second shooting in her own school. She is 21.

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

As we mourn the loss of a man who had much ahead of him, I want to showcase #TyreNichols in his true essence. He was a loving father, considerate son, & loyal friend with a passion for skateboarding & photography. Rest in power & know that we’ll seek justice.

🎥: Austin Dean

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

Dear @elonmusk

I would like to report @Telsa for this clear violation of Twitter rules.

These rules are very important and made by you, our benevolent leader.

I trust you will be suspending this account shortly.

All the best.

-- Judd

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

IMPORTANT: @elonmusk's new policy preventing linking to competitors is in DIRECT VIOLATION of European Union rules.

Penalty can be a fine of up to 20% of Twitter's annual revenue

https://t.co/Wu1dU4JRn7

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Shout out to all the workers at Twitter. You all built a vital place for connection and deserved so much better.

Millions of people appreciate the space you built and the hard work that went into it. Thank you 💙

[Sleeping Giants @slpng_giants]

Lots of people asking about Tucker Carlson’s advertisers and, well, he doesn’t have any left. Like almost zero.

Fox News operates his show at a loss when it comes to ad revenue.

They pay for him through carriage fees, which we all pay into through our basic cable packages.

[ACLU of Pennsylvania @aclupa]

🚨🚨🚨 Last night, the PA Senate waived their rule about voting after 11pm. What they did next is outrageous and you may find it hard to believe. A thread 🧵 /1

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

🚨NEWS: We have a deal. Today a bipartisan group of 20 Senators (10 D and 10 R) is announcing a breakthrough agreement on gun violence - the first in 30 years - that will save lives.

I think you’ll be surprised at the scope of our framework.

1/ Here’s what it includes:

[Sarah Parisi @ToddlingChicago]

@adamb2815 @HomeDepot 😲

[Sarah Parisi @ToddlingChicago]

Win free books for life and support your favorite local bookstore! https://t.co/M8LBp4hsRY