Todd Pipes

official twitter account of todd pipes. bassist and vocalist for deep blue something.

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Cmon Kia. This isn’t realistic.

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It still seems to me that the Super Bowl should be a Saturday night thing.

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That was just a lot of skipping

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This is me not saying anything critical.

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This is kinda like generic cheerios.

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Ummm. Kinda boring. When does Formula 1 start up again???

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Getting injured on the sidelines is like getting fired on your day off.

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My favorite thing about Mahommes is that he looks like he left his helmet at home and had to borrow one from someone on JV.

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(Side-skipping counts.)

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I swear that I just saw Jewel Bryant in the stands!!!

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Again, those women in the Lindoor commercials have an emotional connection to chocolate that I will never know. . .

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Just found out that my ‘current wife’ doesn’t even follow me on this thing. Which is extra rude since it is the source of all of her news!!

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Joe Montana < Robert California

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Whenever you see an overly-sincere/hyper-emotional commercial: projectile vomit, but stay seated.

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That Planet of the Apes movie looks like it was made in 2003.

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I do like both team’s uniforms. Some modern franchises look like bad high school teams.

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First thing. Whenever you see a grown man skipping across the field, punch a friend or family member. Post a video!

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Well here we are. Time to live-tweet this thing.

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@ThatEricAlper Titanic.

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@ryanh221 Thank you!!!