Todd Stephen Gross

Certified Paralegal

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@kemi_adeleke1 But it’s already pitted and stuffed!

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@BigBlondBanger Grow your pubic hair back!

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@MasterElliot_ @MasterAdami This is to the chubby boy on the left: can I just send a personal check?

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Obama wore a tan suit and Fox News set their hair on fire.

Now I want you to imagine Obama starting a war that creates a quagmire costing several hundred billion dollars.

Imagine Obama trading in his personal account to the tune of $22 billion.

Imagine the right wing outrage.

We all know what would have happened.

Instead these guys fall in line.

The hypocrisy isn’t even hidden anymore.

It’s just sitting there in plain sight and nobody seems embarrassed by it.

That tells you everything about where we are.

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@Cokia_1 We can finally use your (Mom’s ?) Better Homes & Gardens One Pot Meals cookbook and make something to go along with the pancakes!

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@ITSRENOGOLD That’s why children shouldn’t be allowed to make such choices. You think you’re grown, but you’re not. The pre-frontal cortex of your brain — responsible for making good decisions — hasn’t finished developing yet, and won’t until you finish puberty at age 25!

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

Update from the reflecting pool! The pool has been drained, and there are no signs of the giant gash that Donald Trump has been lying about. No indications of major vandalism. Just a bad paint job. The only thing that’s been exposed is that Trump has been lying about this.

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

If Trump is disavowing NATO and breaking an 80 year tradition — something’s wrong.

If Trump is praising Vladimir Putin, whose entire economy is slightly smaller than the state of Texas — something’s wrong.

If Trump is disavowing the 1994 defense agreement where we told Ukraine to give up their nuclear weapons and we’d protect them — the agreement that got him impeached in his first term — something is wrong.

He blasts and berates every world leader. Won’t say a single negative word about Putin.

Putin owns him. It’s hard to watch as an American but it’s obvious.

Why does he own him? That’ll probably come out someday.

It’s not just Trump.

Right-leaning podcasters taking money from the Russian government to spout their talking points.

Republicans hanging out in Moscow, repeating the same lines.

The question isn’t whether something exists. It’s what.

[Todd Stephen Gross @ToddSGross]

@ericthgt882 Wow. Used to be such a good-looking kid. What a shame.

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@lukasmimo I don’t believe you. You’ll have to show me.

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@preshjay000 He’s actually right! I never thought of it from the perspective of someone who is English as a second language.

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@pgroubs So cute and honest. Yes, those of us gay boys who have been driving longer than you’ve had life, are concerned. I’m glad you recognize it, and take the responsibility of driving seriously.

- Todd

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@Anna_xb2 Two, but sometimes I use a cane, and so then three (according to Turandot’s riddle.)

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@pgroubs It’s called “gaydar.” As you get older and used to having been born gay, you will develop the sense too!

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@SteveSchmidtSES Need an executive director to run it Steve? Sign me up!

— Todd

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@AshingW2097 Your QR code said your account was deleted.

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@Murk441 It is a "coin purse" for men. You squeeze the long sides, and the middle opens, so you can carry what would otherwise be loose change in your pockets.

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@FmrRepMTG MTG does still not understand basic rules and reasons of how congress works.

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@dreamybrett I've been with more "straight" guys than gay ones.