Toddy Mike

Though he looks a bit off balance, he possesses golden talents.

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I 🧡 Celia Rose Gooding’s portrayal of Uhura on #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds! @StarTrekOnPPlus

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If the US Government had a secret plan to activate a sound that will kill us all, why would they warn us? Why wouldn’t they just — SURPRISE — play the sound with no warning? It’s like a villain in a movie who explains the whole evil plan to the hero instead of just doing it.

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@Madonna “Cherish”
“Bad Girl” (I mean, come on. It’s long overdue.)
“Open Your Heart”
“Who’s That Girl?”

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Credit card APRs are RIDICULOUS now. I understand buying things on credit is a luxury, but nothing lower than 20%?! Even with a high credit score? @Chase @Citibank @BankofAmerica @CapitalOne how does that encourage me to spend money using your cards?

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Few humans can truly walk the fine line between being artfully sarcastic and simply being mean.

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@StarTrekOnPPlus #StrangeNewWorlds is just so damn good. Love seeing these new @StarTrek shows.

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Black men in the US were given the right to vote 50 years before women had the same right. Not Black women. ALL women. Just another reminder of how the US has historically viewed and treated women.

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@tedcruz Just so we’re clear: you’re saying Americans should be able to live the lives they want to live?

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#MAROON #LATSTheErasTour

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#MAROON #LATSTheErasTour

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I. Am. Ready. #LATSTheErasTour

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@peeweeherman. An icon.

[The Alamo @OfficialAlamo]

Visitors have asked daily about the basement at the Alamo thanks to the 1985 movie “Pee-wee’s Big Adventure.” We're grateful for Paul Reubens' unforgettable contribution to pop culture. There is no basement in the Alamo Church, but there is one under our gift shop! Rest in peace.

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@KamikaJanae What?

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I’m not afraid of Ron DeSantis. I’m afraid of the millions who support him.

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I know that millions of Americans think celebrities shouldn’t share their thoughts on politics, but @taylorswift13 may have the power to decide the next US Presidential election. Pretty much all those #Swifties screaming every lyric in unison for a two solid hours can vote now.

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My mother saying she’ll pray for @Madonna is just about the most amazing thing I’ve ever heard in my life. #likeaprayer

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Any American who has thought, “The Handmaid’s Tale couldn’t really happen,” I ask you to think again. #SupremeCourt

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https://t.co/FNlaT8ypkc
#fridayfeeling

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Damn. Even the Empire State Building is calling out how ridiculous this rebranding is.

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

Inspired by HBO MAX rebranding to MAX, I’ll know be known as BUILDING

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I really wish humanity could get it together.