Toe Clamp Nation

An idiot that's an expert at clamping.

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Time to play a game of: Guess What The Cast of Toe Clamp Theory Are Looking At.

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The serpentine snappy gets my vote for snippy snappy of the year.

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Another Toe Clamp minute: Back in the 70's, Toe Clamp thought it was more important to take in a dog, than it was to take out the trash.

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Just sitting here waiting for another Toe Clamp Dot Com update on Snapchat. Guarantee whatever it is, he'll be driven. #Bucky

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Pop Quiz:
Toe Clamp the Weatherman or Wally Canaan the Weatherman? #Thunder

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@Toeclampdotcom has become quite adept at inserting gif's and meme's in his various social media accounts. It's almost like his ability at a young age to master tinker toys.

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As the trunk swayed to and fro, holding the tiny pachyderm, our thoughts go back to this visual: One tiny teardrop rolling down the big nosed buck toothed face of a young @Toeclampdotcom.

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There's a lot of anticipation building for The Wildwood Show. It's currently sold out. You can't even find scalper tickets online.

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He uses this as a sheath for his deadly weapons. We call them by a different name. We call them socks. #ToeClampdotcom

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The Art Of The Dance!

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The Toe Clamp Dance Troupe successfully executed their inaugural performance to perfection. #Nailedit

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Good thing Toe Clamp is a Class A driver. He's in for a joyride we haven't seen since the likes of Mr. Stelma riding shotgun to the High Speed Line.

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No truth to the rumor that Toe Clamp Theory has a Super Bowl ad this year. They neglected to build that, or anything else into the budget.

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What's going on at the Toe Clamp Theory set today? Oh nothing, just yelling, cursing, stomping, pouting, finger pointing, and finger giving.

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Hey Clampies, Don't forget to vote for your favorite rapper name for Toe Clamp: