slurp ‘n gulp 3000

[lucia / lunova @c0smicm4ge]

how it feels to spend more than $10 on anything

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

[chiZyto #LegalicenElTussi @chiZyt0XD]

SAQUE EL CONDON DORADO, MAÑANA VISITO LA FABRICA DE WILLY WASKA

[Theo🧁૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა (#1 cashiergirl glazer) @Sealophobia]

White dialog writers when you tell them Hispanics don't say random words in Spanish when speaking in English to others

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

*plucks a pube* she loves me
*plucks a pube* she loves me not
*plucks a pube* she loves me
*plucks a pube* she loves me not
*plucks a pube* she loves me
*plucks a pube* she loves me not

[vanilla 🌙 SAW GACKT IN MY DREAMS @gackttunatuna]

ellos son los creadores del sexo

[★D41rYn'† @d4yr1n]

Haci me sentí cuando me cuestione la religión por primera vez

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

scratching a bug bite is like evil masturbation

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

Ommmmmmm 🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️ ommm 🧘‍♀️ mmmm om ommmmm🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️ ommmmm ommmmm omm🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️m🧘‍♀️omm 🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️ommmmommmm mmmm🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️🪷🪷🪷🪷

[slurp ‘n gulp 3000 @toejammer193]

defrosting a pizza since i’m too scared to go out with the rest of the party

[slurp ‘n gulp 3000 @toejammer193]

this how i feel like playing the teenage mutant ninja turtles pinball machine at sam’s club #chud

[slurp ‘n gulp 3000 @toejammer193]

whenever i stand around people that are taller than me i can’t help but to feel like a twink