Togar Al-Dood 🇦🇫

Mario Kart influencer, mentor, and 8 time world champion.

[Gigachadess @GigachadessMain]

It’s kind of strange that like, Mussolini was hung upside down, Hitler killed himself to avoid being paraded around the streets of Moscow in a cage, and Hirohito’s only punishment was basically just getting mogged

[Jay Kapoor @JayKapoor]

When I say orthogonal instead of unrelated

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

Rent control is a stunning policy.

The literature, the experts, and the repeated experience of reality all stand undivided in saying it's bad.

But the public loves it. It's insanely popular. It's basically a 75:25 issue and voters want more of it.

[Falkland Islands @falklands_utd]

Argentina advance after a rare successful encounter with a small Atlantic island.

[Wilfred Reilly @wil_da_beast630]

I do not, in fact, think a feminist matriarchy would institute institutional affirmative action for men.

[𝔏𝔢𝔫𝔞 🎀 @clusterbitch_]

and it’s a draw. tragic for the indonesians

[The Weebnat @KubanCossackfan]

Why is Croatia beefing with us?

[Oxford Union @OxfordUnion]

A statement from the President, Arwa Elrayess:

[alth0u🧶 @alth0u]

smoking on the shit that killed shinzo abe

[AmusedToDeath @AmusedToDeath1]

This goes so hard if Americans still actually knew who Lafayette was

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

When sexually aroused by a woman men want to have sex with that woman.

Psychologists: 🤯

[tomie @tomieinlove]

In English, there is an untranslatable word—situationship—which expresses an intimacy without labels or the fetters of commitment. Meanwhile, Urdu is so spiritually bankrupt that it doesn’t even have a word for “lowkirkenuinely”

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

(at mcdonalds playplace) How do all of you have pink eye

[Not Now John-o’-lantern @fryspati]

Hello I own 300 books and my screen time is 9 hours a day. I haven’t read in a week. And I just bought more books

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

the concept of living in america and using the iran strikes as an excuse to not work out

[mussie @mussi3x]

Eustass Kidd at the bottom of the ocean when he realizes the One Piece just got dropped next to him

[normie 𓆏🦔 @KellytoyDK]

dude, fuck yes. they just announced they're bringing back the backyardigans but with cel shaded animation at half the framerate. and sometimes there's also impact frames. pablo also does the akira bike slide