Token White Guy

Politically incorrect blogger who belongs to the only group society is still legally allowed to make fun of: white guys.

[Token White Guy @TokenWhiteAlan]

Question for @FedEx & @FedExHelp - Is it customary for your drivers to prop tall packages against front doors so that when the door is opened, it falls on top of the customer and injures them? Because that just happened to me.

[Token White Guy @TokenWhiteAlan]

I am NOT okay with this. I hope Buffy kicks death's ass for this.

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[Token White Guy @TokenWhiteAlan]

Very disappointed, @littlecaesars. Ordered two Detroit-Style Slices-n-Stix Crave Combos. Neither drink was delivered. Neither Crazy Sauce was delivered. And the pizza arrived lukewarm. I'm not enjoying any part of this despite having looked forward to ordering it all day.

[Token White Guy @TokenWhiteAlan]

I signed up for @Amazon Prime specifically for next day delivery on a car cover before ice storm hits. Did not receive it by any of the 5 promised times. Just now I'm finally told that they lost the order. And now it's too late to place a replacement order for same day delivery.

[Token White Guy @TokenWhiteAlan]

#Dilbert was always one of my favorite comic strips. RIP, Scott Adams.

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[Token White Guy @TokenWhiteAlan]

NASCAR lost a good one today.

https://t.co/xgCuqNeff1

[Token White Guy @TokenWhiteAlan]

I've had just about all I can take from 2025. RIP, Gil Gerard.

https://t.co/beB0DaxRVA

[Token White Guy @TokenWhiteAlan]

If you (rightfully) called people out for what they said after Charlie Kirk's murder yet you support the vile things Orange is now saying following Reiner's murder, then you are a hypocrite of the highest degree.

[Token White Guy @TokenWhiteAlan]

I didn't like Rob Reiner. But nobody deserves to have the disgusting, classless, & distasteful things said about them that Orange said after Reiner was murdered.

https://t.co/7sn0wxTvZD

[Token White Guy @TokenWhiteAlan]

Yes, I voted for Orange. No, that will not stop me from calling him a narcissistic twat when appropriate.

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[Token White Guy @TokenWhiteAlan]

The only person who forced Clay to leave the U.S. is Rosie O'Donnell herself.

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[Token White Guy @TokenWhiteAlan]

YES! YES! YES! #gremlins

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[Token White Guy @TokenWhiteAlan]

2025 has not been kind to our legendary celebrities. RIP, Diane Keaton.

https://t.co/XYuQ4P5pXW

[Token White Guy @TokenWhiteAlan]

Hyacinth Bucket (that's pronounced "bouquet", thank you very much) passed away today. She no longer has to worry about keeping up appearances to her neighbors.

#RIP #PatriciaRoutledge

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[Token White Guy @TokenWhiteAlan]

I only have one thing to say to this:

DON'T. MESS. IT. UP.

https://t.co/cq7e0bFwJ7

[Token White Guy @TokenWhiteAlan]

Don't say I didn't warn you this would happen.

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[Token White Guy @TokenWhiteAlan]

It takes a special kind of stupid to do this to disabled people.

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[Cracker Barrel @CrackerBarrel]

We thank our guests for sharing your voices and love for Cracker Barrel. We said we would listen, and we have. Our new logo is going away and our “Old Timer” will remain.

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[Token White Guy @TokenWhiteAlan]

What the hell, 2025. This is NOT okay!

https://t.co/0Tz1MF2yEx

[Token White Guy @TokenWhiteAlan]

I've had just about enough of 2025 the past few days. This needs to stop.

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