monty

twitter dot com, be my shrink for the hour. ☢️🦀👨🏻‍⚕️🇲🇽🇺🇸

[monty @TolerableRando]

Jo knows ball

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

Oscar Piastri is a future world champion

[monty @TolerableRando]

No community notes it’s real

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Lord Yoshii Toranaga has arrived at the #MetGala

[monty @TolerableRando]

@champagnebarbsi Another terrible drive by Stroll today, you nailed it

[vivafalastin 🇵🇸 @vivafalastin]

if the power of the state is behind you, you are not being persecuted, you are not unsafe, you are not at risk

[monty @TolerableRando]

“Miami” in bio lmao

[Keith Rabois @rabois]

1. Congress needs to immediately end all federal aid to Columbia. 2. Congress should immediately impeach the head of the DOJ’s civil rights division for failure to enforce Title VII.
3. Employers should immediately refuse to hire any Columbia graduates until the President is fired, the Admissions Deal is replaced and several other changes implemented.
4. If the Governor of NY doesn’t quell the intimidation with the National Guard, the President needs to send in federal troops to ensure every student can safely attend class.

[monty @TolerableRando]

Liverpool fumble, Arsenal fumble, City go top of the league #LIVCRY #ARSAVL

[monty @TolerableRando]

Convinced every account on medtwitter with a bluecheck is a bot or a puppy dog. Every day you see shit that must’ve been cooked up by subhuman intelligence

[monty @TolerableRando]

Thank you chef 🫡

[Сeasefire Tracker @Ceasefire_Track]

✅ | Jeremy Allen White has called for a #CeasefireNOW.

[monty @TolerableRando]

@MostCrucified What is dead may never die Scoob 🫡

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Jordan Peterson: he never asked for this… all of a sudden his father comes back into his life and demands he pilot the robot?

(Starting to cry): he is just a boy, and he struggles. With his sexuality, his loneliness, his cowardice. (Breaking down) and the women, they just laugh

[monty @TolerableRando]

@kevindlv @sonyashea3 It’s really not tho for just weight. I’m on my second $25 target kettle and you can get within <5% without trying hard. Feels like a lot of coffee TikTok is just showing off cool $$$ gadgets you have without knowing the purpose

[monty @TolerableRando]

There’s maybe 15 things that probably need correction here and the community note crucially landed on the least important one lol

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Kim Kardashian shares new photos after getting a Prenuvo full-body scan:

“[It] has the ability to detect cancer and diseases such as aneurysms in its earliest stages, before symptoms arise. It was like getting a MRI for an hour with no radiation. It has really saved some of my friends lives and I just wanted to share #NotAnAd”

[monty @TolerableRando]

@ithayla Citizen sleeper ✅
Hades ✅ ✅
Any Dishonored 🚫🚫

[ApacheSmash❗️ @ApacheSmash]

Metal Gear reference in Barbie 😭

[monty @TolerableRando]

Phillys public enemy #1

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

One of the most significant days in the history of Washington’s football team finally has arrived: NFL owners are expected today to approve the sale of the Washington Commanders from Tanya and Dan Snyder to Josh Harris.

[monty @TolerableRando]

@mrsballs69 After third year whenever a med student says that it means they want it lol. Good luck

[monty @TolerableRando]

@mrsballs69 Wouldn’t take anything seriously that has DR and medicine as top 2 lol. Completely divergent work styles/personalities

[monty @TolerableRando]

Carlos Sainz after that disasterclass double stack #AustrianGP #Ferrari