MJ

I talk my shit.
That shit just so happens to be correct.

[MJ @TolerablyTipsy]

@SarahHuckabee Girl, bye 🙄

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If I were in that group, Taylor would have to see me fr bc now you’re fucking with my bag

We can throw more than chairs, ho

#SecretLivesOfMormonWives

[MJ @TolerablyTipsy]

ATP @hulu owes me a refund for their shoddy service AND extra for the food I ordered to be able to watch the #oscars
that clearly are NOT streaming tonight.

Had a lil watch party planned and now we’re all stuck staring at each other like

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@hulu_support Don’t pmo further 😒😒😒😒

[MJ @TolerablyTipsy]

@hulu
@hulu_support
Y’all literally only have one job right now & can’t even do that right 🙄😒

#oscars

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@LionelMedia Sommore told us…those are old ass Mississippi feet. Got the whole body updated, but the feet? Those feet are a HARD 72yo

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For those who wish ill, and plan on acting upon those wishes, as it pertains to a particular orange person…You’re on the right track. LOVE the energy 💖
However, eradicating the clown isn’t enough.
The ENTIRE circus must be eliminated ☺️
“A job half done is as good as none.”

[MJ @TolerablyTipsy]

Who is this?!?
Doesn’t matter.

Don’t put her on NAN other red carpet!

#ActorAwards
#actorawards2026

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Stacey moves like an animatronic 🤖
I can’t stand her 😭🤣

#RHOP

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Wrap it up this weekend.
We don’t need anymore Scorpios.

#ValentinesDay2026

[MJ @TolerablyTipsy]

I just started #Married2Med a few weeks ago & am on Season 5 now.

At what point, if there is one, does Heavenly become likable?

Gahdamn I can’t stand this flappy lip borderline geriatric holier than thou abrasive ass broad 🙄

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I wish they’d bring Katie back to #RHOP

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@ovo_torell @quinnsrum Chewing Gum! Literally the funniest show I’ve ever seen

[MJ @TolerablyTipsy]

Me (to a man): y’all are disgusting

Man: yeah. We’re filthy creatures. Most of the time we dk why y’all fuck with us. Probably to make other women jealous of what you have

Me: if that were the case, we’d make better choices

Man: *silent*

Bc yea. Shut the fuck up.
😒

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I’m just now getting around to watching the #GabrielFernandez documentary on #Netflix & juror #7?
I hate him.
Having faith in the morality of a man who has proven that he has none is absolutely insane.
Where is he now?
Expired, I hope 😒

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@Zeus_WorldWide Michaela Coel 🥴

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The way I have been bawling my eyes out watching #theperfectneighbor 😞
Those poor babies 💔

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J.Lo & Ashley Darby have the same degree of delusion as it pertains to their musical talents. Idk if I’m inspired by it or perturbed

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The fact that we don’t go around murdering men whilst on our period deserves a financial prize of some sort.

[Ghost Host @TheGhostHost]

Timeline cleanse: