Coolestdude

Chemical Engineer.
Model.
Fitness Enthusiast.
ChelseaFC💙

[Coolestdude @Toluene33]

@Blue_Footy I don’t really agree with you.., Bcos you did the same analysis btw Jackson & Delap(who failed woefully). Football at times doesn’t care about Analysis. Aside positioning in the box, Jackson is miles better than Emegha. Let’s leave Alonso to make his decision.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Our newest addition has arrived. 👋

[Chidi @OfficialChidire]

@dammiedammie35 “Supporting APC is a mental disorder” ~ Ex APC Supporter

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

If you can see this tweet, please know that your social media pressure is important.

Terrible news and the horrible state of governance can be depressing but please don't get tired of speaking up.

On here, we are truly the 4th arm of the government.

Online pressure works.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“Tinubu ole, Tinubu ole, release our teachers and children, Tinubu ole”

- Thousands of ibadan residents chants as they joined the End ins£curity protest currently going on in Ibadan and other in other states too

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Coolestdude @Toluene33]

Arsenal wan win champions league ke??? Tule jor!!!😂😂

[Obiasogu David @afrisagacity]

“No matter our religion, tribe, or profession, we Nigerians are being killed, and the Tinubu government has proven that it is incapable of securing the country.”

Again, former President Olusegun Obasanjo charges Nigerians to rise and kick out the incompetent Tinubu govt.✍️

[Central @WestHam_Central]

European*

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Our brilliant Brazilian. 🇧🇷

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Joao Pedro is our 25/26 Player of the Season. 🇧🇷💙

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

👊 Welcome to Wembley!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea have decided to SACK Liam Rosenior with immediate effect.

It’s OVER after 4 months, and 5 consecutive defeats with 0 goals scored. ❌

[ZAHEER! @iam_YCee]

Same way you’re at liberty to support whoever and whatever political element your interests align with is the same way I’m at liberty to not have you on my timeline. Let’s all be fucking fr.

“I took over from myself, the late Buhari is me”
These are the words of the man that many of you swear by and claim is “fixing Nigeria”

As it stands if you genuinely want change please endeavor to get your PVC against the upcoming elections and actively exercise your civil right cos that’s really all you have.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

H.E Peter Obi ~

"Do not vote for me because I'm from the South East or Christian. Vote for me because I'm committed to turning around Nigeria and I'll start from the North".

In our lifetime, we will enjoy what it feels like to be presided by an actual human being.

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

Not sure you’ve had lunch @Symply_Tacha , but you’ve been served.

Step 1 out of “many”.

My lawyers have also emailed you. Cheers.

[smv @slimvnsn]

My father never came to a single thing I invited him to.

Not my primary school graduation. Not my secondary school prize giving where I collected 3 awards and kept looking at the gate. Not my university matriculation. Not the ceremony when I got called to bar in 2012. I'd send him the date weeks in advance and he'd say I'll try and that was always the full sentence. I'll try. No follow up. No explanation after.

My mother would sit in his place and clap loud enough for 2 people.

I stopped inviting him after the bar call. Not from anger. Some people love you completely and still cannot show up and after a while you stop making them feel guilty about it.

He was not a bad man. I want to be clear about that.

He was a mechanic in Mushin for 35 years. Worked 6 days a week. Sent every one of us to school. Never raised his hand. Never left. The lights stayed on and the rent was paid and there was always food and he did all of it quietly without asking to be celebrated.

He just could not sit in a plastic chair and watch something.

I accepted that and moved on.

Last year I bought my first property. A flat in Ojodu. Took 9 years of saving and 2 years of paperwork and a lawyer who nearly finished me. When the keys finally came I sat in the empty flat on the floor for an hour just breathing.

I called my mother first. She screamed. My sister cried.

I didn't call my father.

3 days later he called me.

Said he heard about the flat from my mother. Said he wanted to come and see it.

I didn't know what to do with that so I just said okay. Gave him the address. Figured he'd say I'll try and we'd never speak of it again.

He showed up on Saturday at 9am.

Stood at the door in his good agbada. The one he only wears for serious things. Holding a small nylon bag.

I let him in and he walked through every room without speaking. Not quickly. Slowly. Like he was counting something. He checked the pipes under the kitchen sink. Knocked on the walls. Opened and closed the windows twice each. Looked at the ceiling in every room the way only a man who has fixed things his whole life looks at ceilings.

Then he came and stood in the sitting room and looked at me.

Said the pipework is good. Said the windows seal properly. Said whoever built this knew what they were doing.

I nodded.

Long silence.

Then he opened the nylon bag.

Inside was a small framed photo. Me at maybe 7 years old sitting on the bonnet of an old car in his workshop. Grinning. Both legs swinging. He's standing beside me with his hand on my shoulder looking at something outside the frame. I remember that day. I had gone to the workshop after school and he let me sit there while he worked and gave me a Fanta and put a Michael Jackson cassette on the small radio.

I didn't know anyone had taken a photo.

He said he kept it on his workshop table for 22 years. Said he wanted me to have something for the new place.

I held that frame and stood very still.

He said he knew he missed things. Said he was not good at the sitting and watching. That crowds made something in him go wrong in a way he never knew how to explain.

Then he said the flat was good and he was proud and he asked if there was anything in the kitchen because he hadn't eaten.

I laughed.

Made him eggs and bread while he sat at my kitchen table in his good agbada like he owned the place.

We ate and he told me about a car he was working on. I told him about a case that was giving me trouble. Normal conversation. The kind we should have been having for years.

He left at 1pm. At the door he gripped my shoulder the same way he did in that photo.

Didn't say anything.

Didn't need to.

The photo is on my sitting room wall now. First thing I hung in the whole flat.

Some fathers cannot sit in the plastic chair.

But mine drove to Ojodu in his good agbada on a Saturday morning with a 22 year old photograph in a nylon bag.

That was his standing ovation.

I just didn't know to look for it in that shape.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

“Enough is enough! Prepare for 2027. While you’re praying and defending yourself, be alive to see them voted out. Anything you can do to defend yourself, do it. Self defence is not a crime. Don’t let any vagabond kill you when you have purpose to fulfill”

- Apst. Micheal Orokpo.

[Wizkid @wizkidayo]

Pussy nigga Jump a dj with 10man carry diddy towel Dey dance. 😂 I never see fool like this diddy babe for my life 😂🤣