Tom Allen

it's all shits and giggles, until someone giggles and shits

[Henry Moeran @henrymoeranBBC]

This is absolute art.

The field, the fading light, the celebrations…

[Talent Cricket @talentcricket]

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#onestopcricketshop #Goodluck

[Tom Allen @Tom_Allen_]

Pretty awesome numbers!

[Channel 4 Press @C4Press]

🏆 Congratulations to @EmmaRaducanu! 👏🏼
A peak audience of 9.2m watched her historic #USOpenFinal victory on @Channel4 - a 39.9% share of total audience & 48% of 16-34 year olds

[Tom Allen @Tom_Allen_]

@JP46251093 @RoryStewartUK How and where the Taliban fight negates the numbers and hardware of the Army. It is naive to think that just because you can bring a larger force to bare that you will win. The Vietnam, Korean and the Boer War all example of the superior military power failing to “win”.

[Tom Allen @Tom_Allen_]

I’d love to the blackcaps really go hard at England’s middle order now! No Joe Root, let’s see if they can handle it. #ENGvsNZ #cricket

[Tom Allen @Tom_Allen_]

@MichaelVaughan @bbctms if this chase was against Aus or India, same overs, same target they would try and chase it, or set out to at any rate.

England say they want to be the No.1 test side, then try to beat the No.1 test side NZ.

[Tom Allen @Tom_Allen_]

Why haven’t England have a go at this total? If they get to 3 or 4 down, shut up shop, fine. But If they don’t back the middle order to bat out a session don’t pick them. If this was Aus or India they’d try and chase it.#ENGvNZ

[Tom Allen @Tom_Allen_]

The difference between referencing at undergrad and postgrad.

Undergrad: Read 1 section of 1 paper, by 1 author to write 1 paragraph.

Postgrad: Read 3 papers by 3 authors for 2 references to write 1 sentence.
#uni #study #Research

[Tom Allen @Tom_Allen_]

Interested to know how many of the social cause bandwagoners on various social platforms now speaking with such authority about Israel and Palestine are able to actually explain what’s going on and why? I bet it’s small portion.

[Tom Allen @Tom_Allen_]

Hi heard Gats is taking Jonny Hill on tour because he wants an extra left footed kicking option on the park. @btsportrugby @lionsofficial

[Rugby on TNT Sports @rugbyontnt]

"He's whacked that like he's Lionel Messi!" 👀

Let's take a moment to appreciate this kick from Jonny Hill 😍👏

#GallagherPrem

[Rugby on TNT Sports @rugbyontnt]

"He's whacked that like he's Lionel Messi!" 👀

Let's take a moment to appreciate this kick from Jonny Hill 😍👏

#GallagherPrem

[Tom Allen @Tom_Allen_]

Do the COVID-19 Vaccines only work if you take a photo of you having it and post it on your socials? If you don’t do it, it doesn’t work? Is that how it works? Does the virus look on everyone’s socials and think ohh shit I can’t infect them?

[Thomas John (TJ) @TJ_AthleticDev]

Super excited to listen to the 1st episode of The Chalk Up Podcast!

Honest talking blokes that I’m lucky to call my friends 👬 (They can be quite funny too but don’t tell them I said that)

Check out their 1st release below!

https://t.co/JHg5JCL4aC

@Jimmy_Adams09 @MikeDell12

[Tom Allen @Tom_Allen_]

Harry & Meghan said they remain committed to public service. Well, they’ve delivered. Their continued existence seems to have caused piers morgan to walk out live on air. Possibly their greatest act of service to date.

[Tom Allen @Tom_Allen_]

Wales have altered their tactics this week. They’re still playing with an extra man. It’s just 16 vs 15 this week, rather than 15 vs 14. Great Tactics

[Tom Allen @Tom_Allen_]

@AlexPayneTV Gutted, Rugby on Sky seems dead. It’s now an expensive luxury for a handful of international games a year.
Potentially a great product, SR +T14 both great but different leagues. Seems a shame. I assume lack of Viewing figures or lack of ROI for broadcast.

[Tom Allen @Tom_Allen_]

It’s such a shame there are now crowds, but how good to see Pakistan playing test cricket In Pakistan! #TestCricket #PAKvSA #tailendersoftheworlduniteandtakeover

[Tom Allen @Tom_Allen_]

So it’s more expensive post Brexit to to get good into the UK from Europe? That’s come as a shock! If only we’d been informed that leaving the largest free market would have adverse financial implications.

[Tom Allen @Tom_Allen_]

One last massive fuck you from 2020. An essay on a word document for my masters is now corrupted, and seems very much unrecoverable. If I don’t laugh I think, I think I might cry 😂

[Tom Allen @Tom_Allen_]

Bloody shock this! Surely no one saw this coming? 👀