Tom Dames

[Tom Dames @Tom_Dames]

@Hermesparcels Nice try with the old 'Your parcel has been delivered to an outbuilding' line, conveniently no context in the photo - looks suspiciously like it's still in the back of a van. Oh and your customer service is shit. 2 days for expected response - FFS.

[Tom Dames @Tom_Dames]

amazing!

[Will Carling @willcarling]

Perfect start to the day @rickygervais 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[Tom Dames @Tom_Dames]

@sundaegirl or the slightly more ominous "Many Thanos" 😧

[Tom Dames @Tom_Dames]

That. Was. Most. Excellent.

[Tom Dames @Tom_Dames]

Time to #FaceTheMusic.

[Badly Drawn Boy @badly_drawn_boy]

This just in 🤓

[Tom Dames @Tom_Dames]

@andymatthews You ok mate?

[Tom Dames @Tom_Dames]

Anybody got a #delorean that I can borrow? A client just dropped a survey file off on a CD-R!

[Tom Dames @Tom_Dames]

@MissSeaPeaches @ben_dames you should probably clarify that he's a dog! 😂

[Tom Dames @Tom_Dames]

@MissMollyChops @ben_dames happy birthday old man!

[Dr Rosena @DrRosena]

Our NHS and care staff deserve a pay rise.

Retweet if you agree.

[Tom Dames @Tom_Dames]

@andymatthews Can we get next week to do one as well? #AskingForAFriend

[Tom Dames @Tom_Dames]

This Is The Greatest Commercial For A Ladder That You'll Ever See https://t.co/w3LEd80kEB via @Digg

[Tom Dames @Tom_Dames]

VanMoof Bicycle Commercial Banned From French Television https://t.co/uzUxEdw5Ji via @Core77

[Tom Dames @Tom_Dames]

@dickyjimforster #classicepisode! Reminds me of a Saturday avo at Goldhurst! Just need some pizza and #bauldersgate to follow!

[Tom Dames @Tom_Dames]

@GardeningExpres any sign of an update on our order from 3rd May? I appreciate there are delays on delivery, but it’s been 7 weeks now...

[Tom Dames @Tom_Dames]

Since when did #capacity to do something become the real measure? I have the #capacity to do 100 press-ups, but that’s not how many I did today! 🤔

[Tom Dames @Tom_Dames]

Amazing. Nice one @SpaceX