Tom Holmes

Father. Husband. Writer. Rascal. Berking around, mainly.

[The Daily Mash @thedailymash]

Moving to London not compulsory
https://t.co/pDyrnM8ALu

[Paul Duane @MrPaulDuane]

Katie Hopkins is working with a Holocaust denier in her attempt to prevent MSF boats from saving refugees.

[Tom Holmes @Tom_Holmes1]

@YA_RickyClarke @paulweatherley Markovic? Carrol ;-)

[Tom Holmes @Tom_Holmes1]

@paulweatherley Touché! All good mate, hope you're well too!

[Tom Holmes @Tom_Holmes1]

Guess £25m is the going rate for Prem players these days; think Hernandez will do a good job!

[Tom Holmes @Tom_Holmes1]

Ha ha, for clarity I think he's a good player and will do well for WHU; just a lot of money!

[Tom Holmes @Tom_Holmes1]

That's a staggering waste of £24m https://t.co/766A5kbF5l

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Forward Marko Arnautovic is due to have a medical today ahead of his £24m move from Stoke City to West Ham.

➡️ https://t.co/7bYyhy23m0

[Hotspur Edition @HotspurEdition]

This goal couldn't be more Mousa Dembele if you tried. #THFC

[Tom Holmes @Tom_Holmes1]

In the interest of my sanity could @SpursOfficial please sign someone, anyone? Thanks #spurs #THFC

[Gad Saad @GadSaad]

"Give Pogba a chance to mature" comes from the same folks "giving Wenger a chance to rebuild @arsenal."

[GQ Magazine @GQMagazine]

This might be Donald Trump's most illogical argument yet.

[Tom Holmes @Tom_Holmes1]

@billyherring03 unbelievable! Rashford has to star!

[The Poke @ThePoke]

10 tips to improve your life #112

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(from @TwopTwips)

[Athletico Mince @AthleticoMince]

#vivatomatoes https://t.co/WrPF6VV3Mq

[Tom Holmes @Tom_Holmes1]

@jimroon82 nowhere! Anonymous aside from that shot!

[Tom Holmes @Tom_Holmes1]

Utd look so drab; Watford comfortable. Jose's star fading?#WATMUN

[Tom Holmes @Tom_Holmes1]

@PWJC_ @LucieCairey heroic