Tom Major

Just your average traveller.

[Tom Major @Tom_Major_31]

I asked God for a Harley, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I just stole one and asked for forgiveness.

[Tom Major @Tom_Major_31]

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

[Tom Major @Tom_Major_31]

Best. Budget. Ever. ... Said no one ever.

[Tom Major @Tom_Major_31]

"Two possibilities exist. Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not. Both are equally terrifying."

[Tom Major @Tom_Major_31]

I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. On the Waterfront

[Tom Major @Tom_Major_31]

"My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school." Fight Club

[Tom Major @Tom_Major_31]

"Either you run the day or the day runs you."

[Tom Major @Tom_Major_31]

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift - That's why it is called the present.

[Tom Major @Tom_Major_31]

“Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.” C.G. Jung

[Tom Major @Tom_Major_31]

Dream as if you will live forever. Live as if you will die today. Xx

[Tom Major @Tom_Major_31]

I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination!

[Tom Major @Tom_Major_31]

Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it.

[Tom Major @Tom_Major_31]

“Always look for the fool in the deal. If you don’t find one, it’s you.”

[Tom Major @Tom_Major_31]

"The world is full of magic things, patiently waiting for our senses to grow sharper." - W.B. Yeats

[Tom Major @Tom_Major_31]

Having eye contact for more than 6 seconds without looking away or blinking, reveals a desire for either sex or a murder.

[Tom Major @Tom_Major_31]

Me on valentines day

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me on valentines day 😭

[Justin @shitmydadsays]

"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."

[Justin @shitmydadsays]

"No. You don't read news. You read stuff you agree with. Just because somebody's shit smells like yours, doesn't mean it's not still shit."

[Tom Major @Tom_Major_31]

It's me Tom Major, aka Tom_Major_31