Tom waldie

No snakes just ladders

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The magic you are looking for is in the work you are avoiding

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Before you discover what you love: fewer commitments, more experiments.
After you discover what you love: fewer experiments, more commitments.

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How does one become financially free?
Asking for a friend...

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Someone out there vividly remembers something you said, which you’ve completely forgotten 🤔🚿💡
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Gen Z might have been the last generation to know what its like to wake up early in the morning to catch your favourite cartoons on TV
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Life on earth is practically what happens when you don’t store thing in a “cool, dry place away from light”. We are cosmic mould...
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We have named every moon in our solar system, yet never named our own 🤔
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The inventor of the paper straw definitely never used one 😂
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Vegans who raise their children vegan but breastfeed them aren’t raising them exclusively vegan
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We tend to think of toes as stubby fingers, but mammalian evolution indicates that fingers are actually freakishly long toes.
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The artificial strawberry flavour is one of the most appreciated in the world, but it never tasted like strawberry 🤔🤯
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No one prepares you for the age when your parents become kids and you become the parent 🤔
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You know you’re an adult if you remember your birth year rather than your age 😅🤷🏻‍♂️
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Alcohol is the only drug that people will question you for not using...
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If 24 hour clocks started at 23:59 and counted down till 00:01, people might try getting more done...🤔
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Going to the grocery store with a full stomach is as close to post-nut clarity as you can get with clothes on 😎😂
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Maybe the reason most children think there are monsters in their rooms at night is because when they are babies their parents are frequently sneaking around them in the dark trying not to wake them up 🤔😅
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You can review how you look in a coffin if your identical twin dies first ♊️😂
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Most of the trash you see on the ground is unhealthy food packaging because people who don’t care about their own health don’t care about the Earth either 🤔
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We have the ability to give ourselves an orgasm by thought alone (wet dreams), we just haven’t discovered how to consciously yet 🤔
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