Tom Aberman

Hi I'm Tom, i do a lot of things

[Tom Aberman @TomAberman]

interesting statement Dr Sophia Nelson, resident scholar at CNU. would you like to provide a source for the claim that "half the country does not agree" with gay marriage?
curious to hear your academically rigorous reasoning, as you are a scholar after all.

[Sophia A. Nelson @IAmSophiaNelson]

NO respect for other communities who do NOT agree with your perspective. That is the point. Their are people who do NOT agree with same sex marriage and you know this. Half of the country does not. Why target a network that does not share the perspective. #BoycottHallmarkChannel

[Tom Aberman @TomAberman]

twitter thinks i dont use this account enough because it sends me direct tweet notifications for accounts i don't follow. maybe if i tweet more this will stop?

[Tom Aberman @TomAberman]

more like shittendo fuck

[Tom Aberman @TomAberman]

*extremely udnerstanding what ADD is voice* please sit perfectly still and stare at your screen for hours or you will be fired

[Tom Aberman @TomAberman]

i do things with computers now. thanks everyone

[Tom Aberman @TomAberman]

dubstep

[Tom Aberman @TomAberman]

@LeftScientist @melymbrosia86 @Vanessa_ABee i will be real with you all, the sneaker community on reddit noticed but they noticed in the same way they notice any famous person wearing hyped shoes:
"oh cool, ok, anyway"

[Tom Aberman @TomAberman]

every day i wake up, i check twitter, i see something that immediately does psychic damage, i go back to bed

[Tom Aberman @TomAberman]

free my man joe the pigeon asap

[Tom Aberman @TomAberman]

someone should do a tweet about getting texts from a number that just sends them toads, that could be really cool

[Tom Aberman @TomAberman]

*gets really close to the mic* frogs

[Tom Aberman @TomAberman]

@wedontexisthere uh oh!

[Tom Aberman @TomAberman]

@jbillinson unironically that would shred

[Tom Aberman @TomAberman]

@wedontexisthere uh oh! don't like this one!

[Adam Fendley @gravity_low]

CNU's COVID dashboard only shows today's data (poorly) doesn't show any historical numbers or trends, so I made one that does: https://t.co/722LC1YlqD. It's updated once a day using the numbers from CNU's website to track the positive cases over time on campus. (thread)

[Tom Aberman @TomAberman]

@cavegift you do not understand how often i have to stop myself from making that joke

[Tom Aberman @TomAberman]

"fuck it, I'll do it in Figma" an autobiography

[Tom Aberman @TomAberman]

if the idea behind this was its another way to reach an audience that avoids advertisements, have you considered that this is the exact kind of thing that they're trying to avoid

[Tom Aberman @TomAberman]

normally love ogilvy's work but this one feels like an idea that should have died in the iteration process
influencer marketing is already very fuzzy, but using their audiences without their explicit permission and paying them a hilariously small amount? garbage

[Tom Aberman @TomAberman]

speedrunning my personal get up routine, recording it and posting it to https://t.co/0PyxIIy0Ly and finding out that im 52nd on the leaderboard