Tom Arnold

Actor, Comic, Single 66 yr old Dad of 13 yr old Jax & 10 yr old Quinn. My Crazy X-Wife Comedy Tour! Tickets on my website!

[Tom Arnold @TomArnold]

I could take him

[Josh Turek @turek4iowa]

After my first Paralympics, I got cut from the team. Then I got cut 5 more times. I never gave up, and I won’t give up on fighting for Iowans.

[Kevin Driscoll 🇺🇸 @kevndriscoll]

Rob Sand, a Democrat running for governor in Iowa, starts his town halls by having Republicans, Democrats and independents sing America the Beautiful together before anyone argues about politics.

It's hard to believe this is real when you first watch it.

Rob Sand is doing something very different in Iowa right now. It's working https://t.co/5EEXkTwJK9

(video credit: @LauraRBelin)

[Tom Arnold @TomArnold]

Snoop Dogg!

[Tom Arnold @TomArnold]

Elon’s goofy insecure attention whore KETAMINE stoned ass in China was the MOST CRINGE

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

By far the most embarrassing thing about this is that the hedge fund guy was using the MOST CRINGE website on the entire Internet for milf sex 😬
https://t.co/TsGX2lfWm1

[Tom Arnold @TomArnold]

@NancySinatra 💔

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@ahlmanforne 👊👊👊👊

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@KatTimpf @JessicaTarlov 💔

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@AdamKinzinger @marcthiessen 💯💯💯💯

[Tom Arnold @TomArnold]

@sandibachom 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂❤️👏My inspiration

[Ellen Barkin @EllenBarkin]

If you think it’s dangerous to have an alcoholic heading up the FBI wait til you hear about the rapist heading up the country.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Democrats demand their people resign from congress. Republicans elect them president

[Tom Arnold @TomArnold]

@HeatherThomasAF @RussellFosterTX Hahahaha!

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Yes! Including your mother, who accused your father of raping her in 1989 after pushing her to the floor, holding her arms down, and ripping fistfuls of hair from her scalp.

[Tom Arnold @TomArnold]

@DBOYPUSHA I’m headed to Toronto tomorrow to do Sat, Sun and Monday

[Tom Arnold @TomArnold]

Today I became the very proud father of a sweet, smart, funny and kind teenager Jax Copeland Arnold. Jax is my best friend my nemesis my muse. Sometimes he’s big and tough but he’s always my baby. It’s spring break so we could’ve gone somewhere but Jax wanted to have his buddies spent 3 days and nights here at Camp Arnold. It was a combination of the first Woodstock because it was filthy and the fire Woodstock because it was a little dangerous. I watched, listened, broke up fights, apologized to the neighbors and cleaned up. It was the best, most satisfying long weekend of my life and don’t tell anyone but these 5 fearless gangsters slept in the same bed ❤️🎂

[Tom Arnold @TomArnold]

@xoxojmo I had back surgery and am in a wheelchair chair which makes cleaning up much easier because I don’t have to bend over to pick up their crap 👊

[Tom Arnold @TomArnold]

@foomper Because he was ❤️

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

He came to this country as a child. He followed the rules.

And then, while driving to bring milk to his 12-day-old baby in the NICU, he was stopped and detained by ICE.

Juan Chavez Velasco is a DACA recipient with no criminal record. He earned two bachelor’s degrees. He served as a medical laboratory scientist during the pandemic, helping care for others in a time of crisis.

He built a life here. His wife is a U.S. citizen. His children are U.S. citizens.

This is about more than policy. It’s about who we choose to protect. It’s about what justice looks like in practice.

How https://t.co/rYrBQqyuu1 can help:

Before it happens:
Know your risk. Have a plan. Know who to call.

In the moment:
You have the right to remain silent.
Ask, “Am I free to leave?”
Do not consent to a search.

After:
Do not sign anything you do not understand.
Ask for a lawyer. Call your family.

Clear, calm knowledge—before, during, and after—can protect your rights when it matters most.

Help fight ICE: https://t.co/hN8SiV9y02

[Tom Arnold @TomArnold]

@Amy_Siskind Go Hawks

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@Amy_Siskind 💯💯💯💯💯