Bob's Tomatoes

Excellent Tomatoes at Exceptional Prices™
😬Jacob Moore😬
🅱️Co-CEO of Bob's Tomatoes🅱️
*THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT*

[Bob's Tomatoes @TomatoesBob]

@HCCPatty We do apologize for your experience with our tomatoes. Our watermelon tomatoes are supposed to taste rich and vibrant and not like dirt. I will reach out to you via direct message to hopefully resolve these problems.

[Bob's Tomatoes @TomatoesBob]

Want to try something new? How about stopping by your local grocery store and trying one of Bob's Tomatoes new Watermelon Tomatoes! They are three times the size of a regular tomato and pack a bigger punch of flavor. We know your family will love them so give them a try today!

[Bob's Tomatoes @TomatoesBob]

Don't let this deal disappear!
For a limited time only: Take 25% off of your next purchase of Bob's Tomatoes on https://t.co/CGImxFklxa by applying coupon code " fast25 " at checkout. This deal can be used on any product on the website!

[Bob's Tomatoes @TomatoesBob]

Don't cry over rotten tomatoes... Just buy some Bob's Original Tomatoes! They last 3x longer on the shelves when compared to our competitors. They're the perfect tomatoes to keep around for whatever life throws at you!

[Bob's Tomatoes @TomatoesBob]

@TomatoesBrett Me, when when my display tomato arrives:

[Bob's Tomatoes @TomatoesBob]

What's up with the weather lately? Is it cold or is it nice? Make up your mind!

[Bob's Tomatoes @TomatoesBob]

Hi, my name is..

[Bob's Tomatoes @TomatoesBob]

Check out this video on social media marketing!

https://t.co/6LCqilbCVw

[Bob's Tomatoes @TomatoesBob]

What is your favorite soda?

[Bob's Tomatoes @TomatoesBob]

#NewProfilePic

[Bob's Tomatoes @TomatoesBob]

You just got Coconut Malled

[Bob's Tomatoes @TomatoesBob]

What product do you want to see on our shelves?

[Bob's Tomatoes @TomatoesBob]

The tomatoes have escaped their cages. Watch out, they bite.