Tombstone Quotes

Long ago, one man was tasked with carving quotes from his favorite youtubers onto a tombstone, he soon decided that was too hard so he made this twitter instead

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"Ahhh, A Spoon"

@TeamDavis looking at a fork- 2019

( @JesseCox , @FacianeA , @JKCompletesIt )

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"We're the Uber eats of street performers."

@JesseCox - 2019

(@crendor )

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"It's the bomb"

@JKCompletesIt - 1994

(@JesseCox , @FacianeA )

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"Your dick is basically a spyhole for God... That's why it's white like clouds."

@MichaelSantell - 2019
(@JesseCox )

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"Live by the cock, die by the cock."

@JesseCox - 2019

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"Gotta make the bunnies sweat."

@JesseCox - 2019

(@ThatBronzeGirl ,@iNcontroLTV ,@EricVulgaris ,@Silent0siris )

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"He looks very cute though when he dies."

@kwizten - 2019

(@JesseCox , @FacianeA )

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"I want to climb on the clouds, but I don't know if I can."

@kwizten - 2019

(@JesseCox , @FacianeA )

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"This is bullshit, that bitch is on my house."

@kwizten - 2019

(@JesseCox , @FacianeA )

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"Oh my god, gaming is hotdogs."

@JesseCox - 2018

(@iNcontroLTV , @ThatBronzeGirl , @britweisman , @Silent0siris )

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"Positive batshit experiences are what I look for in video games."

@JesseCox - 2018

(@GennaBain , @dexbonus , @iNcontroLTV )

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"I like shit, so whatever."

@JesseCox - 2018

(@GennaBain ,@dexbonus ,@iNcontroLTV )

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"You're not in a middle ground, you're just an adult."

@kwizten - 2018

(@JesseCox )

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"Glitches get stitches"

@JesseCox - 2018

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"Knowledge is power, reading is half the battle"

@JesseCox - 2018

(@ShaperofStories @MichaelSantell )

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"Crendor wants the boom bitch."

@JesseCox - 2018

(@dexbonus @crendor @CryWasTaken )

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"I stopped looking at where I was going because I was thinking in terms of my tongue."

@FacianeA - 2018

(@JesseCox @JKCompletesIt ) #REJJARD

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"If you love them, you'll really fart on them."

@JesseCox - 2018

(@FacianeA @JKCompletesIt ) #REJJARD

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"What is a safecracker if not a condom for safes."

@JesseCox - 2018

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"I'm so busy wearing sunglasses inside, I didn't even bother to think about just turning off the lights."

@TeamDavis - 2018

(@JesseCox @FacianeA @Octopimp )