Tom Bwana

Beneficiary of rural-urban migration. parody

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Ngugi wa Thiong'o's book River Between must have greatly inspired Margret Ogola's River & The Source. Ogola, first of the trailblazing feminist writers of the 90s, looks enraged by Ngugi's treatment of female characters. For every female Ngugi kills, Ogola kills 3 men. Payback!

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@Itskimathi_001 Stay with them. Why do you come to my posts. Keep off

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@SouthUnfiltered That's the goal.

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Hey Benny McCarthy, this here is former Gor Mahia Coach Dylan Kerr.
He knew we were shit.
He knew we couldn't beat top teams.
But he never told us so, publicly.
Instead he showed us love.
He embraced us.
He became a part of us.
And we loved him back.
Oops he didn't win UCL, sorry

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@SouthUnfiltered Calm down World Cup winners, we didn't invite your motivational speaking here.

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@rcnjuguna Every coach does. Gor Mahia is a billboard and springboard for any coach worth his salt

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@KevMUFC Imagine!

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@calvin_gisore You realize we are not in denial of our shitdom? We know that already. So what are you saying?

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@mqhlay @k1prono Yet they were in bed before the split.

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Is that Sauti Sol crying about his team going to play in the lower league after yesterday's chaos? Same Sauti Sol that docked us points to hand Tusker FC the 2016 KPL title? Only 10yrs ago! Ha! Karma works so fast these days!

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@Moha001_Onyango Still working on my response to this. I don't have your guts to dismiss them as having failed. But I know there must have been a reason. Give me time.

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@Superjohna07 I'll respond to this later. I noted this on the inscriptions and recalled a conversation I had many years ago about Dholuo morphology.

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@_Chazimabrian You know Mieno and Wanga once played for your club and won zero?

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@k1prono Malipo wanasemanga ni wapi?

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@EmmanuelOdiemb1 Was it?

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@Superjohna07 Crying loud

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Mombasa United CEO visiting Sportpesa offices for the first time to collect his Premier League dues.

@pepeta_ke

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@Moha001_Onyango @maktejah_ I think I've flown a doubledecker Fly Emirates from JKIA back in 2017. Not just sure it was A380. I don't speak aeroplanes fluently.

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Enough of these 'Happy Customer Service Week' text messages. You send another, I block you!

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@FerdyOmondi Story of Abraham trying to save his cousin Lot in Sodom? Remember that conversation with the Angel? What if you find only one righteous man in that land? Will you destroy it all together?