Major Tom⚡️

Whether you’re part of the problem or the solution depends on who you think you are. #lookup

[Major Tom⚡️ @TomcatSchmidt]

It’s Meghan’s fault right

[Major Tom⚡️ @TomcatSchmidt]

People talking about #CERN rn are sounding like me back in middle school talking about the Mayan calendar

[Major Tom⚡️ @TomcatSchmidt]

https://t.co/XvQAIe45mc
Fuckery happened

[Major Tom⚡️ @TomcatSchmidt]

@alanaarosee

[Major Tom⚡️ @TomcatSchmidt]

@SloanAustermann Oh you’re doing well on Wordle? That’s nice. Lmk how you’re doing on Quordle and Nerdle

[Liam Bright @lastpositivist]

blimey these things are getting a bit much sure now aren't they?

[Major Tom⚡️ @TomcatSchmidt]

@SloanAustermann @IanMBudding @hayden_Duffy03 Tails NEVER fails… for the good guys. That’s the thing🤷🏻‍♂️

[Major Tom⚡️ @TomcatSchmidt]

“The eye that sees the world through us is the same eye that sees the world through every living creature.”

[Major Tom⚡️ @TomcatSchmidt]

Spotify wrapped is already great for this but YouTube wrapped would be the ultimate measure of how truly lame we are

[N. Bourbaki, Professor of Logic at Science U @d08890]

it's all the asados

[Major Tom⚡️ @TomcatSchmidt]

@alanaarosee Just met a guy in Philadelphia who went to BHS but did not graduate because he was expelled for beating up one of the assistant principals. Great guy

[Major Tom⚡️ @TomcatSchmidt]

People are always happy to be relieved of the way you project onto them. Every encounter offers this opportunity to give people the freedom to be who they truly are. The same applies with yourself.

[Major Tom⚡️ @TomcatSchmidt]

Slapping politicians like this (without getting shot) should be the norm. Yes or yes

[Alex ⚜️ @AlexpLille]

#Macron se fait gifler en direct de #Tain

[Major Tom⚡️ @TomcatSchmidt]

@SloanAustermann “Problems that remain persistently insoluble should always be suspected as questions asked in the wrong way.”

[Major Tom⚡️ @TomcatSchmidt]

Nothing to see here

[The News-Times @NewsTimes]

Connecticut lawmakers admonished about excessive alcohol use during session hours https://t.co/ijpzyXftN7

[Major Tom⚡️ @TomcatSchmidt]

Christ lmao yes but first prioritize listening and acknowledging. Big difference between telling a relatable story to resonate* with the person, and dismissing or trying to one-up their experience

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

You absolutely can tell a relatable story back to me bc that’s how conversations work

[Major Tom⚡️ @TomcatSchmidt]

@SloanAustermann Just ignore the timestamps😂 but yes and no. Yes “it takes time” in exactly that sense but that doesn’t actually mean that any particular moment or aspect of the universe is separate from another. Time in an relational/infinite context only makes sense to me as one* process

[Major Tom⚡️ @TomcatSchmidt]

@blushinggrl

[Major Tom⚡️ @TomcatSchmidt]

Lol yet another conversation the US is not ready to have

[Insider @thisisinsider]

With an impending toilet paper shortage, now may be as good a time as ever to invest in a bidet. While the rest of the world is familiar with bidets, the US still hasn't caught on.