Tom Conard

Brewer at White Oak Brewing, collector of all things irrelevant.

[Covie @covie_93]

Can't believe the US is about to go to war with Iran because y'all didn't want six transgender athletes to play sports.

[Ravens Realest 🐦‍⬛ @Ravens_Realest]

This is very relevant today.

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@JayGenXer There's no such thing as an "organic pepper" in the self checkout line I can tell you that

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@TheFoxMatriarch I got a free motorcycle in the exact same way.

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Get over yourself @espn

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@RationalyYours @thehealthb0t Kegs are stainless steel

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@thecavemommy @traceyw85679426 @BrianaRoseLee LOL holy shit

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@ChameleonCat2 @Shane_Patriot @GeorgePapa19 @grok

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@BWWings Everybody that isn’t a total loser: “Helllll yeah brother”

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@RepMTG I didn’t realize you know how to read and write

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@samlymatters Oysters build character

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@jimmyjohns I know you have toasted sandwiches, I don’t care, stop telling me about them. You’ll never be @Quiznos

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@SheeshAway @IndianaGPA They’d have to be funded lol.

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@PhantomRE66 @eggnog1337 Russian shotguns are shit, good point.

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@bumbadum14 lol whoa, so my house is worth $50k now? Good god, not every house is worth $500k plus

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@olddog100ua Tank it, blame it on Biden’s policies lingering into the first month, stabilize rhetoric so the economy stabilizes and can only go up from the bottom, claim victory, destabilize going out and blame it on the next guy while buying during a crash to pocket money. Just a guess

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@nq_bobby @DisrespectedThe I got pulled over by 4 one time for an expired sticker. Donut shop must’ve been closed for the night.

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

I would pay anything to watch zelenskyy punch jd vance in the face.

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@elonmusk Be funnier

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

I do think if you buy into RFK Jr. at all, you're stupid not just for like a modern person but stupid for someone alive during like Teddy Roosevelt