Tom's Bird Zone

Unabashedly Speed Racer

After a rebranding, I now post about birds. Ask me bird questions!

Host of @SeasonQuestPod, He/Him.

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Special bird shoutout to this Pauly D looking mother fucker

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@Alldogsaredead If I met Donkey Kong I'd lose my fucking mind. I'd ask him what Cranky Kong was really like and if Funky seems as nice as he looks. If he was rude to me I'd burst into tears but accept he's busy.

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Dog Jesus be like: Let he who is without sin throw the first bone

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@fateofisen Dungeons! Dragons! And!

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@Alldogsaredead Hang on. I recognise #1

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@Seddymin Yes sir sorry sir

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When you think about it it's a little fucked up they didn't release KotPotA in Ape-ril

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@SeasonQuestPOD Edward Cullen says,

Listen to this podcast, please

Or I suck your blood

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@Alldogsaredead Ankle E.O. Soros

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@littlejade2001

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@MaoistStdEn Collins spotted

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@littlejade2001 I can't...

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P00

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@Alldogsaredead Those are the 3 words

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Preacher at an anime convention: And I guess Jesus Christ got the biggest zenkai boost of all...

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@zetslac These shits melted in your mouth

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"MY vampires can't go out in the sun because they're allergic to vitamin D."
Oh. Okay. So do they get a tummy ache when they drink blood? Do they only feed on the vitamin D deficient? Grow up.

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No attempt at trying to scientificially explain vampires in a story will ever be better than "It's a magical curse. In order to not die, follow the magical rules"

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I don't fuck around.

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@Alldogsaredead I reckon everyone shoulda joined in