Dec

Look, I'm better than you. Fuck off.

[Chris Froome’s Sculpted Quads @ChrisFroomeQuad]

just went for a cheeky fuck off bicycle ride in France. Gonna do some more cunting cycling now as well FUCK

[Dec @TomDecOrchard]

@oligakadooc I mean if I was to go with any team in the Indian Super League it would be Kerala Blasters FC, but I’m more of a Tom ‘Declan’ Orchard kind of guy

[Dec @TomDecOrchard]

Rob Green. Hero.

[Chris Froome’s Sculpted Quads @ChrisFroomeQuad]

hard fuck off day at work today. smoking fat lines of chang and banging bare bitches on the back of my ride. headass my life a movie $$$

[Dec @TomDecOrchard]

Ima keep it real with you chief...ravenclaw? na fuq that bih I’m five inches of pure slytherin. I am a superior being.

[andrés @dirtbag113]

list of 80 summer date ideas, 49 of which are less than $20! Have fun this summer ;))

[Dec @TomDecOrchard]

Ni🅱️🅱️a u want a scholarship??? No they bunned me, lmao, savage roast don’t screenshot this #RIPDec

[Dec @TomDecOrchard]

@gainedgod when it turns out chief tory is the whig https://t.co/UqWzUfQu80

[Theresa May @theresa_may]

*coughs*

[Dec @TomDecOrchard]

I is ded

[Dec @TomDecOrchard]

#GeneralElection17 #Vote2017 #VoteConservative for a strong economy, for I am Dec, and I care about the economy, #decgate

[Dec @TomDecOrchard]

@yermankante fake ass hoe tryna to be me, can't match my grind #VoteConservative