Tom (blue check mark)

A semi-solid congealed loaf. John Galt stole my leaf blower.

[Tom (blue check mark) @tomDInternet]

When a PNM says their grade in Banner is wrong.

[dylan @dylangonzalez21]

Alright yea the baby filter was made for Stephen A Smith rants😂

[Tom (blue check mark) @tomDInternet]

Treating high school ball players like they’re returning from the Somme is an incredible bit.

[MLB @MLB]

Graduating seniors on this high school baseball team take their last at-bat from their parents 🥹

As they round the bases, an announcer reads letters from their families, and then they meet at home plate to finish their high school baseball career ❤️⚾

[Tom (blue check mark) @tomDInternet]

Trading in the 360 Mass Effect trilogy should be a prison sentence.

[GameStop @gamestop]

A GameStop Customer in Columbus, Ohio traded his old Xbox 360 collection for over $1,000 in store credit. Left with new PS5 games and very happy!

[Tom (blue check mark) @tomDInternet]

The state of college football is the worst it’s ever been and this is what you’re focused. Oh brother.

[Kirk Herbstreit @KirkHerbstreit]

THANK YOU!!!!!
Where did the athletic ability go?
Clutch hitting in the 8th and 9th inning?
Starting pitching that goes 8 or 9 innings?
Base stealing-hell just good base running and SPEED?!?
Sac bunts-moving runners over late in a game?
Where’s Tony Gwynn? Rod Carew?
Wade Boggs? Ichiro?
Those guys wouldn’t exist in today’s ridiculous HR or K ���launch angle” game!
The game has been dying with the youth of America for YEARS and now is losing the core fanbase as well with this ridiculous product we’ve had to digest for the last 7-10 years.
Bring back Small Ball and athleticism…this shit dreadful!!!

[Tom (blue check mark) @tomDInternet]

Open the schools

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

WAIT WAIT WAIT...

So the Supreme Court basically ruled that ANYONE, from ANYWHERE, who came into the country by ANY MEANS...

...can have a baby in the United States and that baby is automatically an American citizen????

What are we even doing here?

That is obviously insane.

[Tom (blue check mark) @tomDInternet]

This might be the best of the Breslow non-moves because we’re only in year 1 of this contract.

[Jesse Rogers @JesseRogersESPN]

Alex Bregman said he’s had a lot of soft tissue injuries over the years so he tries to be careful BUT he regrets not running hard yesterday on a ground ball that was bobbled at shortstop.

[Tom (blue check mark) @tomDInternet]

44-40 btw

[Not Gaetti @notgaetti]

This is who is telling managers what to do

[Tom (blue check mark) @tomDInternet]

@DanBFox1287 Career high ground ball rate. Not ideal

[Tom (blue check mark) @tomDInternet]

Remember it’s all Craig Breslows fault

[Chris Cotillo @ChrisCotillo]

Jarren Duran on today’s animated interaction with a fan behind the home dugout that required security intervention: “Nothing happened.”

Chad Tracy said fans chirped throughout the game and the Red Sox asked them to kick the fans out.

[Tom (blue check mark) @tomDInternet]

There is a deep bench on Red Sox twitter personalities that are incredibly unserious…

[Tom (blue check mark) @tomDInternet]

God forbid these beautiful boys catch a bit of motion.

[Jake @JakeWally]

To all my fellow straight white males: start that podcast! You never know where it’ll take you!

[Tom (blue check mark) @tomDInternet]

@RafaelaEnjoyer Stater according to Eduardo Perez

[Tom (blue check mark) @tomDInternet]

Insane that Brayan Bello is one of the best pitchers in baseball when he doesn’t pitch in the first inning.

[Pitch Profiler @pitchprofiler]

Something is wrong with Robert Suarez. A 0.56 ERA across 32 innings this season is not a real number. Mason Miller is at 0.79 and that looked untouchable until now.

[Tom (blue check mark) @tomDInternet]

Roki Sasaki highlights are a 50/50 split between him being called the best young pitcher in the game and him learning Santa Claus isn’t real.

[Adrian Medina @AdrianMedina_16]

Roki Sasaki looking visibly upset in the Dodgers dugout after being pulled from his outing against the Padres after issuing his fifth walk of the night.

[Tom (blue check mark) @tomDInternet]

“Fellas, please move the goal posts over there, thanks!”

[Tony Massarotti @TonyMassarotti]

I will say this: with Judge and Stanton out, the Yankees look vulnerable against all these Red Sox lefties. (But I still wonder if the Sox whiffed on Kyle Harrison.)

[Tom (blue check mark) @tomDInternet]

@Steve_Perrault has some technology that is not available to normal citizens. The ability to wear long black pants in June needs to be investigated.

[Steve Perrault @Steve_Perrault]

Bringing #BallparkKicks back

[Tom (blue check mark) @tomDInternet]

He got me

[Big John Studd @BiggestJohnStud]

@tomDInternet

[Tom (blue check mark) @tomDInternet]

@BiggestJohnStud I am by no means a Breslow disciple, but I also don’t think he’s the worst to ever do it.

[Tom (blue check mark) @tomDInternet]

12 year old brain

[Big John Studd @BiggestJohnStud]

Craig Breslow will go down as the worst front office executive of all time. Harry Frazee- who traded Babe Ruth to the Yankees, will no longer top that list.

Prior to Breslow it was Lou Gorhman who famously traded Bagwell for Larry Anderson, but nothing has compared to the utterly disgusting and inept job that Craig has done. His front office transactions will live in infamy as some of baseball's worst trades of all time.

[Tom (blue check mark) @tomDInternet]

With 100 more play appearances, Bregman has essentially the same production as Durbin. Amazing stuff

[Daniel Fox @DanBFox1287]

Also….

OPS
Alex Bregman: .681
Caleb Durbin: .660

[Tom (blue check mark) @tomDInternet]

David Hamilton everyone

[greek god of red sox shitposting @soxmetrics]

.9 WAR for 4.2 WAR, kind of trade they only teach you how to make at Yale