Tom M.

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[Tom M. @TomDje]

@AccidentalP

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@TouchlineX How rude of us to not consider the hoards of generic Twitter football accounts.

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@OlioT20 @TheRedmenTV I'm just so sorry you had to watch that. What a contrast from the festival of football the Redmen provided. Honestly just a privilege just to compete with you and watch you fart about for 90+ mins just to get a penalty.

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@simoncarline Indeed, which makes me wonder what checks VAR does in these situations. Probably something like 'Burnley: Fuck off ✅'

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Hmm. Definitely inside the box? Im not sure #twitterclarets

[Uncle Chu @datchuguyy]

What exactly was HANNIBAL thinking??

https://t.co/bKWdu8cu26

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Being picky but is Hannibal entirely in the box and is the handball definitely in the box if his hands go in front of him? I'm sure Oliver and VAR did everything to make sure they got it right after that fantastic and consistent display (🙂) but I'm just wondering #twitterclarets

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

Absolutely braindead from Hannibal. 🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/bLfLv3FLGb

[Tom M. @TomDje]

@EPLBible Ah yes, clear and obvious just as intended.

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@SafcSongs Yeah just sign a few more that'll fix it 😆

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@theclaretstrust Glad the club is doing the bare minimum for us 🙂 I'm sure our dear leaders have thought this through but could they create relief points (a couple of exits in the wall) by the north east side of the car park?

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There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Armandooooo

https://t.co/mBAg1nEoY3

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👏🏻

[Burnley FC @BurnleyOfficial]

Hello, is this the reveal you’re looking for? ☎️

[Jonny brown 🏆 @Johnyboylufc]

😂😂😂 #EuropaLeagueFinal #mufc #thfc

[Tom M. @TomDje]

Worth a 10 point deduction.

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

Ugly scenes at Home Park as Sheffield United boss Chris Wilder clashes with Plymouth Argyle players in the tunnel after the Blades' late loss 😬

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@ItsJustPeteNow

[Tom M. @TomDje]

How do we fit the words 'Sheffield United' into a Joy Division song?

[Dave Benson Phillips @DaveBensonPhill]

Have a good night whatever you're doing... and don't forget to put your cocks back.

[Tom M. @TomDje]

That's Willem Dafoe.

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

🎉🍼 Her Royal Highness Princess Beatrice and Mr Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi are very pleased to announce that they are expecting their second child together early in the new year; a sibling for Wolfie and Sienna.

👑 His Majesty The King has been informed and both families are delighted with the news.

[Tom M. @TomDje]

@waltonyeah Graham Branch

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

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