Taylor Tomé

just a forever student 📚

[Taylor Tomé @TomeToes]

@its_aud_ Slime rancher!

[Taylor Tomé @TomeToes]

@akacarvey @Jongorion They legit do.

[Taylor Tomé @TomeToes]

And I’m alone.

[Taylor Tomé @TomeToes]

How many bags of popcorn is too many bags of popcorn? Asking for a friend.

[Taylor Tomé @TomeToes]

Update. I ate one bag of popcorn. One Red Baron garlic cheese bread slice. And drank 1.5 bloody marys. I’m currently speaking to the television characters as if they can hear me.

[Taylor Tomé @TomeToes]

@Barry_Macoqiner Remarkable that this terrorist is able to sit down in an interview with police officers and let them know that he just had a bad day... while others don’t have that luxury and are dead before they can even be arrested and be read their rights.

[00:00:00:00 🖤🤍 @PeeBrita_Filter]

I love how you can just show one photo, and the Markiplier fans will understand

[Wizarding World @wizardingworld]

"After all this time?"
"Always"

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

I'm delighted that Trump is off Twitter and other forms of social media.
When a dog bites, you muzzle it.

[Taylor Tomé @TomeToes]

@Barry_Macoqiner I’ve been so worried all day.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Was barricaded in for several hours. I’ll tell y’all about it later.

For now, we must focus on task at hand: to preserve the integrity of our democracy, hold accountable those responsible for their attempts to subvert our nation’s elections and shred our Constitution apart.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

In 1968, the police swarmed peaceful protestors with clubs and teargas. They used teargas and clubs at St. John's church so Trump could hold up a Bible. With this mob, they're playing nice.

[Taylor Tomé @TomeToes]

Not even one week into the new year.

[Taylor Tomé @TomeToes]

Goals for this year:
1. Stop apologizing

[Taylor Tomé @TomeToes]

@Barry_Macoqiner I’ll be there.

[Taylor Tomé @TomeToes]

@Barry_Macoqiner Ps. I’m out of quarantine today. What you doing next weekend?

[Taylor Tomé @TomeToes]

@Barry_Macoqiner Time to bounce!

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

309,000 Americans dead. Thanksgiving this year was ThanksGRAVING.