Tom Coward

Union College 2018 Envi Sci major

[Tom Coward @Tomfoolery1007]

I’m such an overthinker I overthink my overthinking

[TJ @EliteFourDan]

Tell her Messi still doin it

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Alexandre Almeida @alex98almeida]

portugueses a inventar cabo verde em 1460 para roubar pontos aos espanhóis no mundial

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

the athletics are now 0-23 (.000) all time when allowing 20+ runs in a game

[Stop That Neuer @Goatkeeper1_]

The Curaçao goalscorer after the game tonight

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Has your Nation ever lost 7-1 to Germany at the World Cup?

[Icee Q. Bagsworth @gofastmotorcycl]

Meep meep ass locale

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Tom Coward @Tomfoolery1007]

I love the World Cup

[͏b͏l͏a͏n��c @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[Formula 1 @F1]

You can't get much closer than that, Charles! 🤯🤏

#F1 #MonacoGP

[Jake Shapiro @Shapalicious]

denver sports fans rn

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

UCLA pitcher Angel Cervantes keeps a mini dinosaur named Jerry on the mound with him every time he pitches

[Paula Wood @PaulaWoodDMV]

Studies say that Mitochondrial DNA, which is inherited from your mother, determines how efficiently the body transforms energy into speed, power and stamina. IJS 🤷🏽‍♀️

[{CJN} Ethan @eb1302_]

This frame is KILLING me 😭😭😭

[SleeperNationals @SleeperNats]

THE NATIONALS OWN THE BELTWAY‼️

#Natitude

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

Star Wars' ability to create "fun lil guys" is unmatched.

[BING BOB @RobbieBarstool]

That is FIRE