Tom Parker

Copywriter | Reality TV Junky | INFP

[Nessie Updates @GodFeltz]

Vanessa Feltz received a prank call from drag performer Bailey J Mills today. They decided to give singing Kelly Clarkson a go, but couldn't avoid our Vanessa's detection. What Doesn't Kill Nessie Makes Her Stronger.

[I Don't Know Her @I_Dont_Know_Her]

KATE KING HAS RESURRECTED ON EASTER SUNDAY AND IS BACK AFTER 3 YEARS

[Tom Parker @TomFoolerySays]

@DragBasee It’s a two horse race, let’s be fr

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@superTV247 Melinda, that’s all I care about.

[Charra “waaaaasp” Tea @TeaCharra]

WHERE IS THIS JACKET FROM

[Tom Parker @TomFoolerySays]

Telling you now, BOTH Judy and Amanda are Roxy’s mom. Amanda jumped to defend Judy too quickly at the round table #TheTraitorsUK

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“He’s my best friend”, god Leisha, you need to get out more hun. He ain’t bothered.

#MAFSUK

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What exactly does Leisha think that roller is doing? 💀 #MAFSUK

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I feel like they’re deeping this convo. Just keep it long distance for now and cross the bridge when you get there #MAFSUK

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John and Abi are lovely, but they do air on the side of sickly sweet at times for me #MAFSUK

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There’s so much grey area in Ash and Grace’s conflict, but I think we can all agree that picking a lock while you’re partner is in the shower is a little sus #MAFSUK

[Gavlaaa @TheRealGSR_7]

Keye’s reaction to these JR fake tears sent me west 😭😭😭😭😭 #MAFSUK

[fern @_fernfernfern]

Ruth I wasn’t familiar with your game but please know I’m now obsessed with you #CelebrityTraitors

[Kăskă (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @KaskaJessica]

JK Rowling has had more feminizing surgery than the majority of trans people.

[alex 🕸️ @kminogues]

oh i'm movin'

[Tom Parker @TomFoolerySays]

@AkaLanceVance So you’re telling me Lisa “baby gorgeous” Barlow didn’t make the cut?

Get Shawn on the phone now! I want to go the distance!

[Amelia Dimoldenberg @ameliadimz]

skinny legends ! Chicken Shop Date with @trixiemattel out FRIDAY

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Dr. PinkPantheress stuns receiving honorary university degree.

[beth MET ARIANA @GATSBYCHALAMET]

The Royal wedding for people who smoke and had a Tumblr account way too young