Tom Foolery

If you try to sell me Crypto, YOU'RE GAY
🇺🇲 Conservative.
Good old fashioned bad attitude.

NO DM!

If i say stupid 💩, I'm joking...usually.
#MAGA 🚑emt

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@GladYuengling Add coffee to that list too then.

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@iAnonPatriot So wtf is she supposed to do? Just go to work and shit herself all day?

[The Driven Man @Thedrivenman]

Chris Rock talks about men’s worth

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@Lead_Flinger I lived there....too long, and in no other place have i felt like the government was a threat.
They arrest people for fun.

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Illinois is a corrupt hellhole.

[🩺 Dr. Napervillain Bunny🐰 @Type07Safety]

National concealed carry reciprocity. Now.

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I live my life 99% clean...but dammit it's gonna be that 1% that does me in.

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@RealDeanCain why all the hate? cape envy?

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@SergeDotcom crusades, yes...i agree

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@trumplicans2024 Asians would too.

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@RealDeanCain @Deathcheat6

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Stop acting like wearing camo is stolen valor.

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@Deathcheat6 Don't you dare ever wear any team jersey or hat ever again.

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@JesterJum So you're done with the toe sucking thing? good.

[Axiomatic Enemy of the State @DeTocqueville14]

Drop your favorite quotes in the replies.

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@DrClownPhD most of you......

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@SergeDotcom Caller ID will betray me.

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@pnwguerrilla Try to separate the wet stuff and just ferment it. Put it in a bucket and cover it with water, it'll absorb a lot of water, keep about an inch of water over the top. In a couple few days, you'll see bubbles and even a layer of yeast growth on top. It's like kimchee for chikns.

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Palestinian Islamist preacher from Gaza: “Virgins of Paradise will have no menstruation, saliva, mucus, urine or excrement.

Every Muslim man will be given the sexual strength of 100 men and have several wives/slaves.”

Why is it all about sex in the afterlife for them?!

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@BrandonFugal https://t.co/ByiSI1As8j

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@MmisterNobody I remember being a little kid and asking my mom about the "ice cream cone" thing and why there's fruit in it.