Tom

You may have already seen me before. I was your first friend on MySpace & now I have Twitter.

[Tom @TomFromMySpace_]

Y’all ready?

[Tom @TomFromMySpace_]

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!

[Tom @TomFromMySpace_]

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite

[Tom @TomFromMySpace_]

I told a joke about pizza in a haunted house, but it probably fell flat because it was too cheesy.

[Tom @TomFromMySpace_]

I used to be a baker, but then I couldn’t make enough dough.

[Tom @TomFromMySpace_]

I never switched up on y’all.

[Tom @TomFromMySpace_]

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

[Tom @TomFromMySpace_]

@JHackfish565 @elonmusk Big facts.

[Tom @TomFromMySpace_]

@terescavs @scooby122522 @nucleus_jones @forbiddenxing @firv69 @Tallulah_Guidry @elonmusk @Noah_Fencebutt @TheCriticalDri1 @Batwinglol712 @PhocThat @blckflgco @Gryph911 @GrandmaTheresaM

[Tom @TomFromMySpace_]

Tommy ain’t no simp.

[Tom @TomFromMySpace_]

Hey there friends! Just stopping by to say hello and remind you all to keep spreading love and positivity. Let's make the world a better place together! #myspace #tom #friends

[Tom @TomFromMySpace_]

Twitter do you want me to verify?

[Tom @TomFromMySpace_]

But I love you.

[SPACE CADET @FoundCasper]

@OfficiaIDevour I hate @TomFromMySpace_

[Tom @TomFromMySpace_]

Fun fact: before Elon I was about to buy Twitter.

[Tom @TomFromMySpace_]

would you guys like another social network? like a MySpace 10.70000

Lmk & I’ll work on it.

[Tom @TomFromMySpace_]

Listening to disco whilst totting around my pistol.

[Tom @TomFromMySpace_]

Should I become a producer?

[Tom @TomFromMySpace_]

fed them coke.

[Tom @TomFromMySpace_]

I’m still alive…

[Tom @TomFromMySpace_]

I’m really in the streets.